Stevie’s Spanking(Original Version) - Frank Zappa

Stevie's Spanking (Original Version) - Frank Zappa
His name is Stevie Vai
And he's a crazy guy
Last November I recall
He needed a spanking
He decided then
A female specimen
Would be excitin' for a night
To give him a spanking
Laurel was her name
She came to Notre Dame
He told me just the other day
He oughta be thanking
Her for the spanking
She was large and soft
And she beat him off
Made him drool upon his dork
And gave him a wanking
After the spanking
Hair brush
Oh What a hair brush
Its not that he requires grooming
Guys with light blue hair never do
Then she did explain:
There's another game
That we can play with this device
And then a banana
It was slightly green
Vapors in between
Rising up to fill the room
And cook the banana
She said it was dry
Stevie won't you try
To drool a little drool on it
And grease the banana
Later in the dawn
Laurel carried on
She got right up and dressed herself and
Ate the banana