Perfect Saturday(Album Version|Explicit) - The Lonely Island

Perfect Saturday (Album Version|Explicit) - The Lonely Island



Yea

This beat remind me of back in the day
这个调调让我回忆起那天的事情
Sunshine chillin
阳光柔和
Man tell em about your perfect Saturday
老兄，告诉我你美好的周六是怎么度过的


Woke up at ten no worries at all
睡到十点自然醒，一切让人漫不经心
Another sunny day in LA that's how we roll
另一个晴天我们在洛杉矶，那就是我们疯狂的方式
Hit my homie J cuz he rolls the blunts tight
跟我的好兄弟J一起 因为他很直率
Head's still spinnin from the freaks last night
脑子里还在思索昨天的事情


Yea man you know I got the sticky for sho
兄弟，你知道我一直待着不动
And 5 females coming over at 4
5个女孩在四点要来这里


I'mma hop in the shower clean my nuts
我快乐地洗着澡，清理着身上的污垢
Throw on the polo sport to impress the stunts
穿上polo衫，让自己看起来抢眼


Rollin up in the Charger with the suicide doors
现身跑车前，关上车门
Top down cruising as I head to the store
控制好方向，直奔商店


Jim has some brews everything that we need
Jim有一些酒，那正是我们所需要的
Then back to the crib smoking indoor w**d
然后回到床上，在屋里抽烟


It's the perfect Saturday there's knock on the door
完美的周六，突然有人敲门
Man these girls are here early it's a quarter to four
老兄，女孩们到早了，差15分钟4点


Man which of these freaks I'mma see in my bed
老兄，我在床上看着这些怪异的家伙
Open the door and see my homie Ned
打开门，看到我的老兄Ned


Oh hey guys how's it going
兄弟们，你们在干什么
(Wuddup Ned )
Ned有事吗
I got 911 need to use your head
我打了911，用你的脑袋思考思考
(That's a no can do ooh your breath is all hit)
那是不能做的事情，能闻到你的身上的烟味
Yea I know now move I gotta take a sh*t
对，我知道，现在离开，我会自己处理好事情
Now normally Ned the bathroom was yours
现在说真的Ned，洗澡间可以留给你用
But we got those fine freaks coming over at 4
但是我在四点的时候就已经和这帮疯狂的怪胎约好了
Fine freaks Okay new plan
疯狂的怪胎吗，好吧，新的计划
I'll just hold it
我正在等着你说呢
And let out small farts for the rest of the night
今晚让一些讨厌的家伙从这里离开


Okay Ned thanks for stopping by
好吧Ned，谢谢你过来
(You're welcome)
不客气
Seriously Ned it was good to see you
说真的Ned，很高兴看到你
(I know)
我知道


Listen the freaks are gonna be here any minute
听着，这些人会一直待着这里的
We gotta get rid of this guy
我将要拜托这个家伙
Hey dude he's your friend you should ask him to leave
兄弟，他是我的朋友，你应该让他离开
Listen if the freaks come here he cannot be here
听着如果这些怪癖者来这里，他就不会来了
Oh god fart noises
老天，什么声音这么让人烦
Sh*t
去他的
Ah one second
等一下
What time is it
现在几点了
It's 4 it's them
四点了，是他们
Who The freaks
谁，那帮怪胎吗
Yes get Ned out
是的，让Ned出去


Ned you gotta hop out the window
Ned你从窗户跳出去
But we're on the 5th floor
但是我们这里有五层楼高
Yes move like endo
像Endo一样移动
I'm not doing that
我不会这么做的
Then hit the bathroom on the double
那么赶紧打开洗澡间
The dump's in my butt and your toilets are trouble
乱七八糟的东西在我的臀部里，你的厕所遭殃了
Look seriously I'll hold it
看，我会坚持住的
I've been in this situation literally hundreds of times
这种情况我遇到差不多几百回了
Oh what the f**k
搞什么
Oh no
不
I'm gonna need to borrow some pants
我需要借一些内裤
No
不


Oh hey ladies
女士们
(Oh my God it smells like f**kin death in here)
我的老天，这里闻起来有种想死的感觉
Hey freaks
怪癖者们
(This place smells like sh*t)
这个地方的空气真是太糟了
It was them
是她们
We're out of here
我们要离开这里
Becca wait
Becca等下
Oh you guys blew it
你们这帮人把事情搞砸了


Well that's too bad but we ain't mad
好吧，真是太糟糕了，但是我们没有疯
No In fact we got something to show you
不，事实上，我们想给你们看下东西
It's down this hallway and open this door
在走廊那边，打开门
(A surprise )
一个惊喜
Yea man something like that
老兄，差不多就是那样
So walk out front and don't look back
那么一直向前走，别回头
(What's all this plastic Were you painting last night )
这些塑料是什么 你们昨晚画画了
Don't worry about it just walk towards the light
别担心这个，你就朝灯那边走吧
(It sure is pretty)
确信那是很美好的东西吗
Yea sure is
确信
Close your eyes Ned
闭上你的眼睛Ned
(You're my only friends)
你是我唯一的朋友


Yea motherf**kers
混账东西
You already think you were gonna get out
你是不是认为你已经离开这里了
Of this without a fart joke did you
在没有玩笑的情况下，是不是
You wack motherf**kers
你这个混账东西
You p**sy motherf**kers
你这个不要脸的家伙
The f**k yall thinkin
你在想搞什么呢
This is Lonely Island
这是康尼岛
Oh cause we got a little paper now
因为我们现在获得一些纸张吗
And you see us on the TV
你看我们上电视了
You think we don't do fart jokes no more
你认为我不会再开这种玩笑了吗
We were doin fart jokes when you were suckin ya mama's tit
当你还很小的时候，我们就在开这种玩笑
Ya fart motherf**kers f**k yall
你们这帮混蛋 去你的