I Don’t Give A Honk(Album Version) - The Lonely Island

Nowadays everybody's using curse words
当今，人人说脏话
Seems to me like it ain't necessary
依我看来 却没有必要
Yeah so when I get steamed
当我发火时
Yo - I tell 'em like this:
我这样说


I don't give a honk I don't give a honk
我不会乱叫
And if you think I do my friend
如果你觉得我会 我的朋友
Then you're wronk
你错了
Your crocodile tears can go and got gonk
你一直在假慈悲
You think I'm a funk but we don't give a honk
你觉得我疯了 但我们不必这样


I'm a wild child and I'm on the loose
我是个散漫放荡的野孩子
Giving less of a honk than a Muslim goose
比穆斯林的鹅叫都少
Saw a broken car horn and its honk was faint
我看见一辆破车 它声音很小
Man if I was Senator it'd be a honkless state
我要是个议员绝对不乱叫


Yo I drove past a rally saying "Honk For Peace"
我开车看见有人写着 为了和平而呐喊
So I took out my gun and shot 'em all in the knees
掏出枪就把他们都毙了
I don't give a honk You picked the wrong dude
我从来不乱叫 你找错人了
If a honk was my virginity consider me prude
如果乱叫是我的贞操 那我是故作正经的女人


I consider it rude to have honk-spectations
大吼大叫太粗鲁了
Only thing I give a honk is a long vacation
就像放长假了我才会叫
On a long space station can't hear you scream
在长的地铁站听不见声音的
And they sure can't hear you honk know what I mean
绝对听不见你乱叫 知道我什么意思吗


Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk
早就告诉你了 我们不必叫喊
And saying that we do is just simpoly ridonk
那很愚蠢
You could try to buy us off with your pesos and francs
你可以用钱收买我们
But your money means nothing - you could take it to the bonk
但是钱是没有用的 你可以拿去找点乐子


Man I'm stingy when it comes to my honks (me too)
我听见乱叫时僵住了
I literally stick 'em to my body with glue
就像身体里插了棍子
Good thinkin' Abe Lincoln you're a real smart cookie
都觉得林肯好 你是个聪明的厨师
Teach a class about giving a honk I'm playing hooky
教了一群学生如何喊叫 我在旷工


Now what you gonna do with all your honks
现在你怎么处理那些叫喊
Gonna dive in and swim like Scrooge McDonk
就像吝啬鬼 McDonk一样潜入水中游泳吗
Cause for a honk I'd bite a chunk out of a Buddhist monk
因为一次乱叫 我咬了一口和尚
And at his funeral everyone will sing this sonk
在他的葬礼上 人人都会唱这歌曲


Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk
早就告诉你 我们不必乱喊
Got a theory that we do Well your theory's debunked
想说一套理论 你的理论大错特错
Save the drama for your mama cause your -itis is bronch-
为了你的妈妈拯救戏剧 因为你的把戏很关键
Our policy is staunch: we don't give a honk
我们的政策是 不准乱喊


You know a honk in some countries is considered a food
你知道一些地方那是种食物
And if you don't eat it all it's considered quite rude
不吃完就不礼貌
We all know we're born with 100 honks
我们生来有一百个
But people throw 'em away like they were Donkey Konks
但都被人抛弃
And the honks are the barrels
变成绊脚石


The kings and the pharaohs sing about honks
国王和法老也在唱颂
Like they were Christmas carols
就像唱赞美诗
I'll punch you in the jeans
我要抓破你牛仔裤
But this ain't Lonely Island
这里不是孤独岛
And if I catch you steaming my honks
如果让我遇见你乱按喇叭
I'll get violent
我会收拾你


Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk
早就告诉你 我们不必这样
Even if you give us candy like Willy the Wonk
即使你给我糖果 就像书呆子Willy
But don't come for my honks better know your place
但我不会乱按 最好了解你
Mother-honkers honk around and get honked in the face
妈妈们总是乱喊乱叫 甚至是当面


This the not honking around crew
这不是人人乱喊的世界
And this not honking around thing is about to go both ways
也不是乱喊着要去别的地方