A Day In The Life - Cheap Trick

I read the news today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared they'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if he was from the
House of Lords
I saw a film today oh boy
The English army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look having read the book
I'd love to turn you on
Woke up fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up
I noticed
I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
And somebody spoke and
I went into a dream
Ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah
I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in
Blackburn
Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small they had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the
Albert Hall
I'd love to turn you on