Hygiene Squad - The Ark

My momma made me join the hygiene squad
The money's bad and the hours are odd
They make me work double
And they make me work hard
That's how they're doin' business
At the hygiene squad
My momma made me join the hygiene squad
I'm doing my shift with a guy named Claude
We're staking out a baker we suspect is a fraud
That's how we spend our pastime
At the hygiene squad
And in the summertime when the weather is damp
My momma sent me off to the hygiene camp
We're fifty ganster boys living in a row of tents
I've used up all the kleenex
And the money that you sent
Take me back momma
I won't fuss and fight
Please don't make me stay 'til friday's talent night
Last week some german
Showed us how to sterilize cod
That's how we let our hair
Down at the hygiene squad
My momma made me join the hygiene squad
On the nightshift you mustn't lower your guard
The things you see makes you want to shout
Oh god Why did momma make me
Join the hygiene squad
And in the summertime when the weather is damp
My daddy sent me off to the hygiene camp
We're fifty ganster boys living in a row of tents
I've used up all the kleenex
And the money that you sent
Take me back momma I won't fuss and fight
Please don't make me stay 'til friday's talent night
Last week some sucker showed us how to sterilize cod
That's how we let our hair down
At the hygiene squad
Mymymymymymy momma
Made me join the hygiene squad
The money's bad and the hours are odd
They make me work double
And they make me work hard
That's how they're doin' business
At the hygiene squad
They make me work double
And they make me work hard
That's how we let our hair down
At the hygiene squad
They make me work double
And they make me work hard
You see my momma made me
Join the hygiene squad