The Drive-Thru - Ugly Duckling

*commercial on the radio*
I wanna have a meatshake
I wanna have a meatshake
I wanna know the secret
I wanna know the secret
I gotta have a meatshake
Gotta have a meatshake
I gotta know the secret
I gotta know the secret
I w
You know hon
I'm
I'm kinda hungry a little bit
Ehm
One of these meatshakes kinda sounds kinda good
Yeah
It sounds
Trippy
Yeah
Let's uh
Let's check it out
Check it out
Look
There's one over there
Oh yeah yeah yeah
I'll pull over
I got the money
Alright
Let's go to the drive through
Yeah
Definitely
Definitely
I could use a shake
Hello and welcome to meatshake
Hi
Hi
How are you there
I am doing meaty good
Yeah
Well
May I take your order
Yeah
My wife would like a shake
Okay
What flavor do you want
We have chicken
Pork or steak
Huh
We also have our special of the month turkey jerky
So which one will it be
Mh I think that you misheard me
Hello
Maybe I spoke too soft or you just didn't listen
You said you want a shake
Yeah
But then you mentioned chicken
Uh huh
Or steak or pork or turkey jerky
Right
I'm confused
Oh
I see you're not familiar with ingredients we use
First we take a measure of the sweetest dairy creams
Combine it with your meat of choice
Along with cheese and beans
We mix it in a juicy batter
Then we heat it up
And add the secret syrup
Then serve it in a cup
Yuck
That sounds disgusting
I see you're not excited
But wait until you tried it
You'll want it in your diet
Ah ah
It's a warm and tasty way to eat your daily beef
And it's very
Very smooth
You don't have to use your teeth
It's kinda like the brooth a pregnant women gives her fetus
It builds you up and makes you strong
People really eat this
We've served a half a million and they've all been satisfied
We're expanding new locations and they're growing nationwide
But back to the shake
Okay
All you have are meats
Ah ha
What about chocolate
Strawberry or peach
Well
We do have vanilla
Now that sounds delicious
But it's vanilla ham
We only make it during christmas
Maybe you'd be happier to go across the street
You could eat at veggie hut where they don't use any meat
They play world music so it's perfect for a hippie
You can talk about communism
Meat hating sissy
What
Beat it granolas
We're not granolas
Don't you have a protest to get to or something
That's so lame
This place sucks
So rude
Honey
He just called me a sissy to my face
I'm not a sissy
Shouldn't you be reading _dianetics_
We're outta here