Smell My Beard(Original Version) - Frank Zappa

Smell My Beard (Original Version) - Frank Zappa
Now the sound that you hear in the background right now
Is the sound caused by George Duke agitating two metal insignias
These are badges that he removed from a coupla boogers
That Marty tried to palm off on him in the last town that we was in
Actually theyre booger pasties
And he's hitting the booger pasty with a little stick to get a very interesting musical effect
You know he does this every night
And sometimes he becomes so overwrought
So excited by the fact that he's actually touching a piece of metal
That might have at one time come in contact with the actual flesh of a booger bear
And so sometimes he misses it
George:
Oh Lord have mercy
FZ:
And he hits his thumb and he hurts hisself Yes it hurts very much
But he likes pain
We can tell that he likes pain because he's in this group
George:
But but its very close to other things
FZ:
Yes but later that night after George was finished fondling the booger pasty
A thought came to his mind how how can I possibly get any nook tonight in (pasege )
If I don't put this thing down and play the piano and get funky for these people
And so George as you say in your language took it away
George:
But before we get funky the continuing stories of
Napoleon:
Moontrick
George:
No this ain't moontrick this time we go to moontrick next show
This is the continuing stories of the boogers of Marty Perellis
Do you all know who he is There he is Hes got a white shirt on an a
FZ:
Your two-hunderd and fifty closest relatives the Mothers of Invention
George:
Yes anyway he was in my room I invited some people over
Young ladies They looked interesting Their names shall go unmentioned
FZ:
The reason they looked interesting is
Because they apparently were intelligent enough to dress themselves
George:
Anyway what was happening was nothing
Ha ha wasnt nothing happening
So I said Lets get this party on the road
I said lemme call the roadmanager
I said what's your name Mighty Perellis come down here and meet Miss Cool Miss Dew