A Woman’s Rant - Jo Dee Messina

6 am I'm out of bed
I stumble through the haze
Ain't no coffee strong enough to get me through my day
One thing to another
There's no time to stop
I hit the ground a runnin' and keep runnin' 'til I drop
I'm taking care of everyone
Oh my heads in a spin
I tried but I just don't remember signing up for this
Before I leave the house
I pack a diaper bag with clothes and snacks
Laptop cell phone find my keys
Feed the dogs before I leave
Everybody's needs are my responsibility
It sure'd be nice to have somebody taking care of me yeah
Why why why why
When I'm through with this life
I am gonna have a come to Jesus
You can guarantee
When I walk through those pearly gates
I am gonna have a talk with Eve
There's so many things that I can't begin to understand
The differences that are between a woman and a man
See woman they do twice the work and get half the pay
Men they climb the ladder while the women pave the way
They say we are the weaker s*x I'd have to disagree
I'd walk a mile in his shoes if he'd walk a half a mile in these
Why why why why
When I'm through with this life
I am gonna have a come to Jesus
You can guarantee
When I walk through those pearly gates
I am gonna have a talk with Eve
Botox peels exfoliate
We have the babies lose the weight
Laundry dishes up all night
I try my best to get it right
Husband kids work all day
I got PMS and PTA
Find the thing my kid can't find
I need a drink but there's no time
So many things I have on my list
No wonder why at times Oh I can seem like such a WITCH
Why why why why
When I'm through with this life
I am gonna have a come to Jesus
You can guarantee
When I walk through those pearly gates
I am gonna have a talk with Eve
Ha ha ha what was he thinking