I’m Number One - Constantine

I'm Number One - Constantine (康斯坦丁 地狱神探)/Ricky Gervais
Written by：Bret McKenzie
I'm number one you're number two
We're criminals at large but I'm at larger than you
I'm number one you're number two
I believe in the quality as long as you get less than me
I'm one you're one you're number two
I'm number two you may think that you're smarter
But I'm smarterer than you I'm number one
You're number two
You're lucky to be number two not number three
I can see by the look in your eye
You want to get a bigger piece of the pie
One day you'll get your chance but in the mean time
You got to dance monkey dance
Really I hate dancing
Do it dance monkey dance haha
I'm number two he's number one
I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian
I'm number two he's number one
I'm number one
You know life gone to the dogs when your boss is a frog
I can see it's just a matter of time before he gone
And I'm at the front of the line
It won't be long until I get my chance
But in the mean time I've got to dance monkey dance
Dance monkey dance now watch me
I'm number one he's number one
You're number two
I'm number two I'll bet you kid
There you go now step aside this segments through I'm one
You're one I'm number one yes we know I'm
He's number one
That's how it's done