Interrogation Song - The Muppets

Interrogation Song - The Muppets/Sam Eagle/Ty Burrell
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Written by：Bret McKenzie/Paul Roemen

Kermit let's begin
Kermit 让我们开始吧
Describe the day you played Berlin
描述一下你在柏林演出的那天
We rehearsed and then we walked about
我们排练后四处走走
We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut
我们吃了香肠和酸菜
That night at ten o' three
那天晚上十点零三分
Were you inside the portrait gallery
你在肖像画廊里吗
From ten o'clock to ten o' four
从十点到十点零四分
Was when we did the show encore
是我们进行返场表演的时间
Hmm frog we've got our doubts
嗯，青蛙，我们有些怀疑
Can you confirm your whereabouts
你能确认你的行踪吗
My alibi is watertight
我的不在场证明无懈可击
The audience saw me sing all night
观众们整晚都看到我在唱歌
Monsieur we know you did the crime
先生，我们知道你犯了罪
I was on stage that whole time
我那时一直在舞台上
Ask who sang rainbow connection
问问谁唱了彩虹的联结
Thank you Kermit no more questions
谢谢Kermit，没有问题要问了
Hello I think it's time for good cop romantic cop
你好，我想是时候扮演好警察和浪漫警察了
Miss Piggy you could end up locked inside
Miss Piggy，你可能会被关起来
Now's your chance to save your hide
现在是拯救自己的机会
Gentlemen I did not know
先生们，我并不知道
It's a crime to steal the show
偷走风头是犯罪
Tell us how the art was taken
告诉我们艺术品是如何被拿走的
If you want to save your bacon
如果你想拯救自己
I haven't seen your missing art
我未曾见过你丢失的艺术品
All I've stolen is audience hearts
我所偷走的只是观众的心
We can give you a plea deal
我们可以给你一个认罪协议
All you have to do is squeal
你只需坦白一切
I'm not a thief I don't know how
我不是窃贼，我不知如何下手
All I've ever taken is a bow
我所做的只是鞠躬致意
We'll catch the swine that did this job
我们会抓住那个作案的家伙
Give up the pig puns creep
放弃那些猪的冷笑话吧，怪人
Go jump in a lake that's my suggestion
去跳湖吧，这是我的建议
Thank you piggy no more questions
谢谢你，小猪，没有更多问题了
I think she likes me
我觉得她喜欢我
I don't think your puns are helping the investigation
我认为你的冷笑话对调查没有帮助
You know I think they did it
你知道，我觉得是他们干的
No they didn't
不，他们没有
Yes they did and we can pin it
是的，他们确实做了，我们可以确定
If they did how did they do it
如果他们做了，他们是怎么做到的
If they didn't how did they didn't
如果他们没做，他们又是怎么没做的
If they didn't then it's easy 'cause they simply didn't do it
如果他们没做，那就很简单，因为他们根本没做
If they did it then I knew it but we've nothing that can prove it
如果他们做了，那我知道，但我们没有任何证据可以证明
Oh excuse me
哦，抱歉
Uh

Bring in the purple guy with the shnozz
把那个紫色的大鼻子家伙带进来
Do you remember what you did
你还记得你做了什么吗
On the night you played Madrid
在你马德里演出的那个晚上
I was hit by a raging bull
我被一头狂暴的公牛撞倒
And rushed off stage to the hospital
被紧急送往医院
Gonzo what do you know
Gonzo，你知道些什么
About the sculpture theft at Madrid's prado
关于马德里普拉多博物馆的雕塑盗窃案
I never saw the stolen busts
我从未见过被盗的雕像
I spent the night in bed concussed
那晚我因脑震荡躺在床上
The truth Gonzo the clock is tickin'
Gonzo，真相是时间在流逝
If you don't believe me ask the chicken
如果你不相信我，去问问那只鸡
Camilla was there she'll co operate
Camilla当时在场，她会配合
Madam are you willing to corroborate
女士，你愿意作证吗
Bawk bawk begawk begawk gawk gawk
咯咯咯，咯咯咯
Will someone get this chicken out of here
谁能把这只鸡带出去
Calm down Camilla it's a routine inspection
冷静点，Camilla，这只是例行检查
Thank you Gonzo no more questions
谢谢，Gonzo，没有更多问题了
Let's go from the start
让我们从头开始
What do you know about the stolen art
你对被盗艺术品了解多少
I didn't know there was a plan
我并不知道有什么计划
Your accusation is far out man
你的指控太离谱了，伙计
The chances of us committing a crime
我们犯罪的可能性
Are less than 009
比009还要低
Shern de shern de herf

Sher de chicky en de farney hug

To help with our investigation
为了协助我们的调查
Can you do a full translation
你能完整翻译一下吗
What the chef just said to you
厨师刚才对你说了什么
Was schnoop do schnnop do schnook

It's not Swedish
这不是瑞典语
Aaaarghh

Wank wank wank

I can do an Elvis impression
我可以模仿猫王
Thank you Muppets no more questions
谢谢你们，布偶们，不再提问了
They didn't
他们没有
No they didn't
不，他们没有
There's no way they did the crime
他们不可能犯罪
They couldn't they're too stupid
他们做不到，他们太笨了
They're not criminal masterminds
他们不是犯罪天才
We do not know who did it but we know who didn't do it
我们不知道是谁干的，但我们知道谁没干
So we know who didn't do it yes we know who didn't do it
所以我们知道谁没干，是的，我们知道谁没干
They're incapable of being culpable
他们根本不可能有罪