He Eats Asparagus， Why Can’t You Be That Way? - Barry Louis Polisar

He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way? - Barry Louis Polisar
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Whenever I am naughty
每当我调皮捣蛋
Whenever I am bad
每当我闯祸惹事
Whenever I do something
每当我做出那些
That makes my parents mad
让父母生气的事
Like the time I bit the mailman
比如咬邮差那次
Or left stuff on the floor
或是乱扔东西
My parent's say "Why can't you be like
父母总会说"你怎么就不能像
The boy who lives next door "
隔壁住着那个男孩
He always makes his bed
他总是整理床铺
And he always eats his food
从不挑食剩饭
He likes his itty bitty sister
疼爱他的小妹妹
And he's never ever rude
永远彬彬有礼
And when I don't eat what's on my plate
当我不愿吃完盘中餐
My parents both will say
父母总会说
"He Eats Asparagus
"他连芦笋都吃"
Why can't you be that way "
为什么你不能像他那样
He is never dirty
他从不邋里邋遢
He always takes a bath
总是干干净净洗澡
He loves to do his homework too
他热爱做作业
Especially math
尤其是数学题
At school he is an angel
在学校他是个天使
He always sits up straight
总是坐得笔直
He's always very helpul
他总是乐于助人
And he never comes in late
从不迟到早退
He always makes his bed
他总是整理床铺
And he always eats his food
从不挑食剩饭
He likes his itty bitty sister
疼爱他的小妹妹
And he's never ever rude
永远彬彬有礼
And when I don't eat what's on my plate
当我不愿吃完盘中餐
My parents both will say
父母总会说
"He Eats Asparagus
"他连芦笋都吃"
Why can't you be that way "
为什么你不能像他那样
He always says "I'm sorry "
他总是说"对不起"
"Excuse me " "Thank you " "Please "
"打扰了""谢谢""请"
He always dresses nicely not like me
他总是穿着得体 不像我
He's never spilt his milk
他从不打翻牛奶
Lost a glove or slammed a door
没丢过手套 没摔过门
Stuck out his tongue or giggled in school
在学校从不吐舌头或傻笑
Or left things on the floor
从不乱扔东西在地上
He always makes his bed
他总是整理床铺
And he always eats his food
从不挑食剩饭
He likes his bitty bitty sister
对妹妹百般疼爱
And he's never ever rude
永远彬彬有礼
And when I don't eat what's on my plate
当我不愿吃完盘中餐
My parents both will say
父母总会说
"He Eats Asparagus
"他连芦笋都吃"
Why can't you be that way "
为什么你不能像他那样
He goes to bed at nine each night
他每晚九点准时上床
And brushes all his teeth
还会认真刷牙
And Mommy wishes I was him
妈妈希望我能变成他
And that he was me
而他变成我
I've never even seen him burp
我甚至从没听他打过嗝
He does what he is told
他总是言听计从
But the boy next door is thirty four years old
但隔壁那个男孩已经三十四岁了
He always makes his bed
他总是整理床铺
And he always eats his food
从不挑食剩饭
He likes his bitty bitty sister
对妹妹百般疼爱
And he's never ever rude
永远彬彬有礼
And when I don't eat what's on my plate
当我不愿吃完盘中餐
My parents both will say
父母总会说
He Eats Asparagus
他连芦笋都吃得津津有味
Why can't you be that way "
为什么你不能像他那样
"He Eats Asparagus
"他连芦笋都吃"
Why can't you be that way "
为什么你不能像他那样