Barber Shop - Tom Waits

Good mornin mr snip snip snip witchur haircut jus as short as mine
早上好我的头发和我一样短
Bay rum lucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks shoe shine jaw breaker
朗姆酒幸运虎虎豹虎豹蜜蜡饼干鞋子闪闪发光
Magazine racks hangin round the barber shop a side burnin close crop
理发店里到处都是杂志架一边剪着剪得很紧的头发
Mornin mr furgeson what's the good word witcha been
早上好Furgeson先生有什么话跟你说
Stayin outa trouble like a good boy should i see you're still cuttin hair
像个好孩子一样面对麻烦我是否应该看见你依然留着一头秀发
Well i'm still cuttin classes i just couldn't hep myself
我依然在翘课我只是无法让自己振作起来
I got a couple of passes to the ringle bros barn bail circus afternoon
我拿到了几张通行证下午去看了看马戏团表演
I see you lost a little round the middle and your lookin reel good
我看你的臀部有点发麻你看起来不错
Sittin on the wagon stead of under the hood
坐在货车上而不是开着豪车
What's the low down mr brown heard you boy's leavin town
发生了什么事布朗先生听说你要离开了
I just bought myself a struggle buggy suckers powder blue
我刚给自己买了一辆跑车一路狂飙
Throw me over sports page cincinnati's lookin' good
把我扔在体育版Cincinnati看起来不错
Always been for pittsburgh lay you 10 to 1
我一直在匹兹堡等着你
That the pirates get the pennant and the series for their done
海盗们会得到锦旗和一系列的奖励
You know the hair's gettin longer and the skirts gettin shorter
你知道头发越来越长裙子越来越短
You can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross the border
如果你想出国你可以剪个便宜点的发型
Now if your mama saw you smokin why she'd kick your ass
如果你妈妈看见你抽烟她为何要踢你的屁股
Put it out you little juvenile and put it out fast

Oh if i had a million dollars well what would i do
如果我有一百万我会做什么
Probly be a barber not a bum like you
可能是个理发师不像你这样的
Still gotchur paper route now that's just fine
依然忙着挣钱如今一切安好
Now you can pay me double cause you gypped me last time
现在你可以给我双倍的报酬因为上次你骗了我
You be keepin little circus money and spend it on a girl
你把马戏团的钱都花在姑娘身上
Know i give the best haircuts in the whole wide world
要知道我的发型是全世界最好的