The Twisted Chipmunk Song - Bob Rivers

The Twisted Chipmunk Song - Bob Rivers
”All right you chipmunks ready to sing your new song ”
“I'll say we are Let's get this over with '
“Okay Squeaky ”
”Okay ”
”Okay Thagadore ”
”Okay ”
”Okay Melvin Melvin MEEEELLLLVVVVIIIIINNNNN “
”Relax old man Jesus ”
Christmas chipmunks sing each year
Squeaky rodents hurt your ears
We'll sing bad till Christmas past
Hurry Christmas pass real fast
We're a pain to listen to
Been around since '62
You could hardly stand us then
Now here we come again
Ah boys excuse me
You can hardly stand to hear
Three weasels every year
”All right you know that's not how it goes boys ”
“Ah that's how it goes now pops”
”Lets cool it with the ad-libbing and give it one more try ”
“I'm sorry who's the artist here ”
“You know you guys could all be used in shampoo testing ”
“What would you know about shampoo
” Nice rug ”
“Oh yeah that looks real ”
“I tell you Melvin I got a friend in the research lab
That would pay top dollar for a gerbil like you ”
“Could he get me some Viagra ”
“You want an ear growing out of your back pal ”
“You wouldn't dare”
“Let's shake and bake man”
“You want me to let the cat in here ”
“I'll do it ”
“I've been wanting to do it for years”
“That's impressive”
“That goes for all of ya ”
“That's it I'm going to fire up the barbeque”
“Oooooh
Ariva derci Melvin
You little jerk