A Bunch Of Adventures - Frank Zappa

From the point that Jeff Simmons quit the
Group we had a bunch of adventures trying to find somebody to replace him
Non only for the bass parts in the music
But to play the role that he was supposed to play in the film
Which is a pretty large part
And uh our first candidate for the role was Wilfrid Brambell
Who played the grandfather in A Hard Day's Night
So Wilfrid came over tried out for the part everything was set
He rehearsed with us for about a week
And then one day came to the studio here and
Completely freaked out and said that he couldn't handle it anymore
So we went into the dressing room and sat around with the guys
In the band and tried to figure out what we're gonna do
'Bout replacing the replacement
And the first person that walked through the door was Martin Lickert
Who happened to be Ringo's driver
And uh everybody just