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Ever since the meteor strikAnnotatee earlier this week
这周开头 自从流星落在Annotatee
The burgundy mist or fog
紫红色的薄雾
Has been spreading throughout the metro
在都市蔓延
Since then there had been numerous reports of strange
从那以后 有很多奇奇怪怪的报告
But positive side effects
但大多是积极向上的 只有少数是消极的
Including a dramatic decrease in crime
包括犯罪率的减少
Kansas City Police are stunned
堪萨斯城的警察不知所措
This week they have responded to ZERO emergency calls
这周 他们没有接到一通紧急电话
Kansas City School Officials are also reporting some dramatic changes
堪萨斯城学校官员也对外声称发生巨变
Since the burgundy skies overtook the city
好像紫红色的天空已经影响了整座城市
Student attendance and test scores are BOTH up significantly
学生的出勤率和考试成绩都有显著提升
School administrators as well as the police chiefs say
学校管理人员和警察局长说
If this dramatic change is a result of our new burgundy skies
如果这种显著的变化皆因全新的紫红色天空而起
Then they certainly hope the burgundy
他们当然希望该紫红色继续存在
Mist will keep spreading for the good of mankind
烟雾会继续将美好传播给人类
They say their hope is that this
他们说他们希望
Cold harsh earth
冷酷无情的地球
Will eventually become a better place for us all to live
最终会变成一个更适宜我们居住的环境
I'm Mark Alford Goodnight
我是Mark Alford 晚安