Sex on Trial(Explicit) - Bill Hicks

Hey man that clarence thomas thing
I guess you watched that eh boy
I tell you something I learned something very important
Watching the clarence thomas hearings you know what
I learned I don't stand a f**king chance
Don't even call
The committee to order it'd be a real short hearing uh
Mistuh hicks are you familiah at all with a video series
Called 'clam lappers' volumes one through ninety
All of them I don't recall uh huh uh mistuh hicks are you
Familiah at all with a man named manuel who works at
The show world adult video parlor manny mista
Hicks dey subpoena me dey subpoena me sh*t
Boy I tell you after the pee wee herman thing
And then after the clarence thomas hearings
Pornography has gotten a really bad name in our country
And I'd like to state for the record right now
I love pornography love it I have tapes
That are pure f**king art I'm telling ya people
F**king sucking every imaaginable position
The finest looking women f**king sucking
I love it for the record mistuh hicks thank you
For your testimony I don't know if we have a place
For you right now on the supreme court but boy
You ever thought about becoming a senator
C'mere boy bring some of them tapes over here
Look it that whooah bring them over teddy's
House yeah look at that there oooh she go to
That like a duck to water look at that there how how how
That is one of my big fears in life that
I'm gonna die you know
And my parents are gonna come to clean out my apartment
Find that porno wing i've been adding onto for years
There'll be two funerals that day i can see my mom
Going through my stuff look honey here's bill
When he was a cub scout look at how cute
My baby is his little short pants his little hat look
How cute my baby was i wonder what's in this box
Over here rear entry volumes one through
Forty eeeeerrrr crash the only guy going through
The gates of heaven with his mom spanking him
Spank mom they were on sale spank spank
Someone named manny called oh sh*t spank spank