I Like Chinese - Monty Python

I Like Chinese - Monty Python
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Written by：Terry Jones

The world today seems absolutely crackers
当今世界看似疯狂荒谬
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high
核弹威胁要将我们送上云霄
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger
愚昧之徒手握毁灭扳机
It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why
这令人沮丧又毫无意义
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏
They only come up to you knees
他们谦逊有礼令人敬仰
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please
他们总是友善热情 乐于助人
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today
如今全球有九亿华夏儿女
You'd better learn to like them that's what I say
我说你最好学会欣赏他们
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏
They come from a long way overseas
他们远渡重洋而来
But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please
却如此可爱可亲 满怀热忱相待
I like Chinese food
我钟情中华美食
The waiters never are rude
侍者永远彬彬有礼
Think of the many things they've done to impress
细数他们创造的无数奇迹
There's Maoism Taoism eging and chess
从毛泽东思想 道家智慧 到围棋博弈
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏
I like their tiny little trees
我爱那玲珑盆景
Their Zen their ping pong their yin and yang eze
禅意乒乓 阴阳相生
I like chinese thought
钟情东方哲思
The wisdom that confusions taught
混沌中孕育的智慧
If Darwin is anything to shout about
若进化论值得称颂
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt
华夏文明必将永恒
So I like Chinese
所以我爱中国
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏
They only come up to you knees
他们谦逊有礼令人敬仰
Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please
却睿智幽默又热情周到
All together
齐声高唱
Wo ai zhong guo ren
我爱中国人
Wo ai zhong guo ren
我爱中国人
Wo ai zhong guo ren
我爱中国人
Ni hao ma ni hao ma ni hao ma zai jian
你好吗你好吗再见问好
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏
They're food is guaranteed to please
美食佳肴令人陶醉
A fourteen a seven a nine and li chese
数字谐音妙趣横生
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏
I like their tiny little trees
我爱那玲珑盆景
Their Zen their ping pong their yin and yang eze
禅意乒乓 阴阳相生
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏
I like Chinese
我钟情华夏