40oz Quartet Part II - Tha Liks

40oz Quartet Part II - Tha Liks/Tha Alkaholiks
Lazy-a** gentlemans may I have yo' drunk-a** attention please
Comin to you motherf**kers live on stage here tonight
I'd like to present the most intoxicated most inbreezeiated
Most anpissipated group of our time - the 40 Oz Quartet
Take it away gentlemans
It's the cap twistin clique that get you sick off one sip
Of this concoction - pass it to a ni**a like Stockton
Grape juice Johnny Walker Olde E and Hennesey
So much Remi in my kidney they had to send me to Sidney
To find a remedy from drinkin kegs all alone
I wish they'd leave my head alone I'm just an alkie to the bone
They try to send me to AA I said "Ay ay "
Not today-day I just bought a bottle of Tan-gueray-ray
But first I gots to finish my eight ball and Guinness
I'm feelin so dry now man I must replenish
Ohhhh I like the gurrrls with the fat backs
But I be so damn wet I never get a chance to smack that
Straight out of order sign on the weenie
Wasted chips buyin a b**ch a gang of apple martinis
I'm just a drunk (I can't help myself)
I'm just a drunk (Drinkin X O off the top shelf)
I'm just a drunk (No I can't help myself)
I'm just a drunk-k