I’m Captive - Slick Rick

I'm Captive - Slick Rick
Bust a move
Bust a move
Bust a move
Bust a move
Bust a move
Bust a move
What's good Chit-chatter
Back to work last week
Had to spit muthaf**ka
I ain't doing jack sh*t
Go ahead squeeze the trigger
Cause I don't see how you figure
Two lashes ok
It can be a good ni**a
I'm the last man cooking
I was in heat suppose
Crawl back to the house
The wife cooking pig toes
Life's rough that's the tore up
Peace but that ain't enough
Had to see master plow her
And my honey pie stuffed
Then trifle like bring her body
Had Rick's wife
And she's nice and
The kids be like 'daddy that's life'
Take it like a man money
Try keep rocking
Then one day clock the balls
Honey drive by and said
I'll do anything for you
Kept drinking up
Hero of my wife
Tell ya man stop sticking her
Master's coming
I'm not saying you're not attractive
Whip snap if a ni**a run high active
I'm captive
One day he was dogging her back
Got me mad too
Dish it like you like this
She said Rick I tried to
Aiding to the problem master wife
What you wanna do
Connie was naked and
Parading in front of me
She said that's the slut
Rick and I'm over her
I said chill out sweetheart
Because I like life alot
She said I have sources
Who will burn you on the cross
You get across see
Don't make me have to force you
Man I had a decision
So I winked and to the granny
And she said
Well you can start by eating my fatty
Change of plans
She said no Rick stay here
Quality's a whole
Is never seen in a man
Can some change for me
Said I attract because I'm handsome
Forgive me Rick
And step back to the mansion
That night be home
I'm finding blood all on my feet
Said shorty got shot for eating
An extra piece of meat
I'm not even gonna start
No dad I didn't budge
Next day master acting feminine like a f**k
Thinking I'm mean benching
No hands is on the hips
Kept winking at Clinton
Tried to kiss me on the lips
And here came master wife
Saying I'm attractive
The whip snapped
If a ni**a weren't high active I'm captive
Master departs can have some
You never bought some
Quoting from the bible
Telling me to have a heart
So I shove aside the price
Cause I asked her I'm above it
Until we asleep
She's like master I love it
The slut he suppose to be gay
I figure not
But here came master
Trynna squeeze a ni**a butt
Look you getting too bold
Well ain't you the meanest
Bang bang my liver son
He shot him in the penis
I said chill son
He chilled at his little Teddy
He said don't go home
I done killed mom already
You know the half
Now my life is full of laughter
Fell in love with granny
Lived happily ever after
Due to the fact
The hooker found me attractive
The whip snapped
Til the hooker weren't high active
She's captive
I'm Captive - Slick Rick