confessions part iii - Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Confessions Part III]
[ar:Yankovic]
[al:Straight Outta Lynwood]
[03:36.71][00:03.63]Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
[03:32.17][00:06.57]Yankovic-Confessions Part III
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[00:11.12]Watch this
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[00:13.34]These are my confessions
[00:15.19]Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today
[00:20.63]These are my confessions
[00:21.63]Slip my mind the last two times
[00:23.85]Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
[00:28.94]First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she’s having my kid
[00:35.86]That’s not all, now I recall more you see, so I’ll give you part three of my confessions
[00:41.99]Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,
[00:45.55]Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
[00:49.10]Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
[00:53.24]That’s a lie, I don’t know what I said that for
[00:55.58]I borrowed your chapstick (from you)
[00:58.20]I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
[01:01.21]And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium,
[01:05.29]I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one
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[01:09.72]These are my confessions
[01:10.35]Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away
[01:15.40]These are my confessions
[01:17.25]Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
[01:24.23]I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
[01:27.47]There have been times when I’ve peed in your sink
[01:30.92]Don’t know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions
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[01:38.67]Baby forgive me I’m still trying to figure out why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
[01:44.54]Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
[01:51.47]My boss thinks I’m a jerk, I didn’t get that raise.
[01:54.42]I haven’t changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
[01:57.78]And when I’m kissing you I fantasize you as a midget
[02:01.66]I’m so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!
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[02:05.17]These are my confessions
[02:05.95]Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I’d like to convey
[02:11.77]These are my confessions
[02:12.79]Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
[02:19.33]Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the floor
[02:23.27]FYI it was not a cold sore
[02:26.57]Ooops my bad, but you’ll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions
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[02:34.25]You don’t know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
[02:39.56]Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
[02:46.20]O and by the way, I wasn’t really sick last week,
[02:49.45]I just didn’t wanna go to your stupid office picnic
[02:51.97]Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,
[02:55.60]What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.
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[03:00.42]These are my confessions
[03:01.34]Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away
[03:07.56]These are my confessions
[03:08.35]Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
[03:15.14]Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat
[03:18.65]And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat
[03:22.43]Anyway, I shouldn’t say anymore ’til I give you part four of my confessions
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