virus alert - Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Virus Alert]
[ar:Yankovic]
[al:Straight Outta Lynwood]
[00:03.11]Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
[00:05.21]Yankovic-Virus Alert
[00:06.47]Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
[00:10.69]Really want to give you a warning
[00:13.64]’Cause I found out this morning
[00:14.66]’Bout a dangerous, insidious comuter virus
[00:17.78]If you should get any mail with the subject: \"Stinky Cheese\"
[00:22.98]Better not go taking your chances
[00:24.90]Under no circumstances
[00:26.28]Should you open it or else it will
[00:28.86]Translate your documents into Swahili
[00:33.30]Make your TV record \"Gigli\"
[00:35.40]Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
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[00:41.22](Look out!) It’s gonna make your computer screen freeze
[00:44.20](Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
[00:46.81](Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
[00:49.66]And the hard drive of anyone related to you
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[00:53.98]Virus alert!
[00:55.64]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
[00:59.29]Forward this message on to everybody
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[01:05.52]Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
[01:10.44]It’ll make your keyboard all sticky
[01:12.72]Give your poodle a hickey
[01:13.98]And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
[01:17.55]Then it will tie up your phone making crank long distance calls
[01:22.64]It’ll set your clocks back an hour
[01:24.38]And start hogging the shower
[01:25.70]So just trash it now, or else it will
[01:28.29]Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
[01:32.73]Legally change your name to Reggie
[01:34.65]Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
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[01:40.65](Look out!) It’s gonna melt your face right off of your skull
[01:43.35](Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
[01:46.08](Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you’re tryin’ to sleep
[01:49.09](Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep
[01:51.91](Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards
[01:54.88](Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
[01:57.82](Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
[02:00.79]And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
[02:03.77]That’s right, it’s a...
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[02:05.90]Virus alert
[02:07.42]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
[02:11.24]Forward this message on to everybody
[02:14.27]Virus alert
[02:16.16]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
[02:19.32]Forward this message on to everybody
[02:22.85]Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
[02:26.10]Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
[02:29.76]
[02:31.65]If you get infected, you’ll wish you had never been born
[02:37.17]So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn...
[02:42.78]
[02:43.50]Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
[02:46.36]Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
[02:49.53]Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
[02:52.23]Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online
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[02:58.81]Virus alert
[03:00.10]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
[03:03.67]Forward this message on to everybody
[03:07.33]Virus alert
[03:08.92]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
[03:12.70]Forward this message on to everybody
[03:15.77]Virus alert
[03:17.63]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
[03:21.95]Forward this message on to everybody
[03:24.92]Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
[03:27.62]Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
[03:31.43]What are you waiting for?
[03:33.36]Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
[03:36.57]Hit... send... right... now
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