All I Want for Chrismas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit(Live at Sheffield Leadmill) - Half Man Half Biscuit

All I Want for Chrismas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit (Live at Sheffield Leadmill) - Half Man Half Biscuit
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There was one of the gang
他是我们中的一员
Who had Scalextric and because of that he thought he was better than you
因拥有轨道赛车而自视甚高
Every day after school
每天放学后
You'd go around there to play it
你都会去他家玩耍
Hoping to compete for some kind of championship
渴望争夺某种冠军头衔
But it always took about 15 billion hours to set the track up
但搭建赛道总要耗费漫长时光
And even when you did the thing never seemed to work
即便完成 玩具也总出故障
It was a dodgy transformer again and again
又是那个劣质变压器 一次又一次
A dodgy transformer again and again
劣质变压器 一次又一次
It was a dodgy transformer again and again
又是那个劣质变压器 一次又一次
A dodgy transformer that cost 3 pounds 10
价值三磅十便士的劣质变压器
So he sent his doting mother
于是他差遣溺爱他的母亲
Up the stairs with the stepladder
拿着梯子爬上楼梯
To get the Subutteo out of the loft
从阁楼取出桌式足球玩具
It had all the accessories required for that big match atmosphere
配备齐全的配件 营造大赛氛围
The crowd and the dugout and the floodlights too
人群、替补席与刺眼的球场灯光
And you'd always get palmed off
而你总被敷衍打发
With a headless center forward
分到无头的前锋人偶
And a goal keeper with no arms
和缺胳膊的守门员
And a face like his
还长着和他一样的脸
And he'd managed to get hold of
后来他不知怎么搞到
A Dukla Prague Away Kit
一件杜克拉客场队服
His uncle owned a sports shop and he'd kept it to one side
他叔叔开着体育用品店 特意给他留的珍藏
And after only five minutes
仅仅过了五分钟
You'd be down to ten men
你就只剩十名队员
And then he said sent off your right back
接着他判罚你的右后卫下场
For taking the base from under his left winger
只因碰倒了他左边锋的底座
Come to half time you were losing four nil
半场结束时你已四球落后
Each and every goal a hotly disputed penalty
每个进球都是争议点球
So you smash up the floodlights
于是你砸碎了球场灯光
And the game was abandoned
比赛被迫终止
And the dog would bark
狗儿狂吠不止
And you'd be banned from his house
你被逐出他家门
And your travelling army
你那支浩浩荡荡
Of synthetic supporters
塑料小兵军团
Would be taken away from you
全数被没收殆尽
And thrown in the bin
扔进了垃圾桶
And now he's working
如今他事业有成
In a job with a future
捧着铁饭碗度日
He hands me my Giro
他把我的工资单递给我
Every two weeks
每两周一次
And me I'm on the lookout
而我仍在寻觅
For a proper transformer
一个合适的变压器
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