I Can’t Get Behind That(口白) - William Shatner

BILL：Let's go Ready From the top
BILL：My favorite shows on TV have twelve minutes of advertising
I can't get behind that kind of time
ROLLINS：Eat quickly Drive faster Make more money now
I can't get behind that
BILL：My kids say：He said to me and I'm like
And he's like and she's like
ROLLINS：It's all He's all She's all
BILL：I can't get behind that kind of like English
BILL：That'll be six to eight weeks before delivery
ROLLINS：The rising oceans the warming temperatures
BILL：The dying polar bears no tigers in fifty years
ROLLINS：Rising poison in the air and water
BILL：I can't understand why the price of gas suddenly rises when oil goes up
ROLLINS：but takes months to go down long after oil falls
BILL：I can't get behind any of that
BILL：I can't get behind the Gods who are more vengeful angry
And dangerous if you don't believe in them
ROLLINS：Why can't all these Gods just get along
I mean they're omnipotent and omnipresent what's the problem
BILL：What's the problem
BILL：What about the men who say
Do as I do Believe in what I say
For your own good or I'll kill you
I can't get behind that
ROLLINS：I can't get behind that Everybody knows
Everything about all of us
BILL：That's too much knowledge
BILL：Yeah And what about student drivers using my streets to learn
If you learn to play the drums you got to go to a studio
Go to a parking lot for God's sake Why are you jeopardizing my life
I can't get behind a student driver
ROLLINS：I can't behind a driver who drives like a student driver
If you're going to drive an urban assault vehicle
Then get off the phone and keep your eyes on the road
ROLLINS：Lifetime guarantee
BILL：Who's lifetime Not mine
I haven't that much time left Let's make it yours
Everybody's got a longer life than me
BILL：The leaf blowers is there anything more futile
ROLLINS：Car alarms
BILL：Clap off
ROLLINS：Clap on
BILL：Spam
ROLLINS：Size matters
BILL：No it doesn't
ROLLINS：Yes it does
BILL：No it doesn't
ROLLINS：Yes it does
BILL：No it doesn't
ROLLINS：Yes it does
BILL：No it doesn't No it doesn't
ROLLINS：Yes it does Yes it does
BILL：My phone rings
ROLLINS：Make millions in minutes
BILL：It's a computer
ROLLINS：Lose inches in hours
BILL：Leave me the Hell alone
ROLLINS：Eat more Spend less
BILL：The Colonel is breakdancing Give me a break
ROLLINS：Credit terms raised
BILL：I can't get behind any of that
BILL：I can't get behind so called singers
That can't carry a tune get paid for talking how easy is that
Well maybe I could get behind that
ROLLINS：Well I can't If you have to fix it with a computer
Quantized pitch corrected and overly inspected
Then you can't do it and I can't get behind that
BILL：I can't get behind a fat a*s
ROLLINS：Yeah Bill can you turn around and do one more
BILL：Always can do one more
ROLLINS：Let's hit it