Xmas Has Been X’ed - NOFX

Xmas Has Been X'ed - NOFX
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It's funny how some fables became historic
可笑的是有些寓言竟成了历史真相
When the authors clearly wrote
当作者分明只是
Them to be metaphoric
将它们作为隐喻书写
But people will believe anything if it's written
但人们会相信任何白纸黑字
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
尤其是镌刻在石碑或古老卷轴上的文字
December 25th has been blacklisted
12月25日已被列入黑名单
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
自从道金斯找到耶稣从未存在的证据
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
这彻底颠覆了所有人的预期
Xmas has been X'd
圣诞已被抹去
No colored lights no shopping sprees
彩灯熄灭 购物狂欢不再
No more presents under dead trees
枯树下再无礼物堆积
St Nick is dead but we don't grieve
圣尼古拉逝去却无人哀戚
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
我们欢庆最后的圣诞前夕
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
耶稣会士渐入戴尼提之境
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
新教徒愈发不可知论
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
五旬节教会高悬五芒星
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
神父修女们彼此放纵沉沦
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
卫理公会与浸信会皈依佛门
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
福音派竟集体崇尚天体主义
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
但多数人正竭力改信犹太教
Cuz Easter's canceled too
因复活节亦遭废止
No more egg hunts no Sunday mass
彩蛋狩猎不再 主日弥撒成空
Fridays are fair Wednesdays don't ash
周五百无禁忌 周三免撒灰烬
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
他们取消了四旬斋 放慢了禁食节奏
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
好好享受这最后一个圣诞节吧
No shopping sprees (Don't worry son)
没有疯狂购物（别担心孩子）
No more presents (We don't need christ)
不再有礼物（我们不需要基督）
Under dead trees (We got eight nights)
在枯死的树下（我们有光明节）
St Nick is dead (We got mitzvah)
圣诞老人已死（我们受戒礼）
But we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
但我们不悲伤（这些都被取消了）
We celebrate (Our Hanukah)
我们欢庆（我们的光明节）
The last Christmas eve
最后一个圣诞前夜