Lead The Way - Guardian

I got a dash-mount compass that won't direct
I got a get rich guru that calls collect
I got a psychic adviser saying get a lifeguard
I'm gettin' bad vibes off of your deal-a-meal card
Tell me why their words ring hollow
Lead the way and I will follow
If you can lead me out of this maze
I got shrinks that send me to victim class
I got talk show show-offs giving me gas
I got assertiveness trainers yelling shove shove shove
I got no one teaching me how to love love
The more I chew the less I swallow
Lead the way and I will follow
Follow your footsteps through this maze
Up we struggle down we slide
Scared to call on a bigger guide
I'm tired of getting snowed speed the plow