If It Wasnae for Your Wellies(Live) - Billy Connolly

If it wisnae fur yer wellies
Wherewud you be
You'd be in the hospital
Or in firmary
Cause you wid hive a dose o the flu
Or even plurasie
If it wissne fur yer feet in yer wellies
Wellies they are wunderful
Wellies they are swell
They keep out the watter
And they keep in the smell
When your sittin in a room
You cin always tell when some
B***r take aff thur wellies
When yr oout walking in the country with a bird
And your strolling about the fields
Like a farmers herd
And somebody shoutsKeep off The grass
And you think how absurd
Squelch you find why all farmers wear wellies
Fishermen and firemen there's farmers and all
There's men who're digging ditches
And working in the snow
This country would grind to a halt
And not a thing would grow
If it was nae for the workers and their wellies