The Sadder But Wiser Girl(Album Version) - Seth MacFarlane

The Sadder But Wiser Girl - Seth MacFarlane (塞思·麦克法兰)
No sweet and pure angelic lass for me
That kinda girl can spin a web you'll see
She trades on wholesome innocennce galore
But it's my independence
That she's trading for
The only affirmative she will file
Refers to marching down the aisle
No golden glorious
Gleaming pristine goddess no sir
For no Diana do I play faun
I can tell you that right now
I snarl I hiss
How can ignorance be compared to bliss
I spark I fizz for the lady
Who knows what time it is
I cheer I rave for the virtue
I'm too late to save
The sadder but wiser girl for me
No bright-eyed blushing
Nreathless baby doll baby
No sir that kinda child ties knots
No sailor ever knew
I prefer to take a chance
On a more adult romance
No dewy young miss who keeps resisting
All the time she keeps insisting
No wide-eyed wholesome innocent female
Why she's the fisherman
I'm the fish you'll see
I flinch I shy when the lass
With the delicate air goes by
I smile I grin when the girl
With a touch of sin walks in
I hope and I pray for Hester
To win just one more 'A'
The sadder but wiser girl for me
No giggling ice cream soda drinker
Out to hook you line and sinker
No honey throated beckoning siren
I plug my ears and
I grab my oars and I flee
I cheer I boo at the
Puritan hearted aun jeune
I yearn I long for the woman
Who's Pop says "What went wrong "
I root and I clap for the dame
In the gown-less evening strap
The sadder but wiser girl's the girl for me
The sadder but wiser girl for me