Anything You Can Do - Irving Berlin

Anything you can do, i can do better than you can do,
I can do, we can do, i can do, much much better than you.
Anything you can do, i can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
No you can't.
Yes i can.
No you can't.
Yes i can.
No you can't.
Yes i can, yes i can.
Anything you can be i can be greater.
Sooner or later, i'm greater than you.
No, you're not.
Yes i am.
No you're not.
Yes i am.
No you're not.
Yes i am, yes i am.
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow.
We can do most anything.
Can you bake a pie?
No.
Well neither can i.
Anything you can sing i can sing louder.
I can sing anything louder than you.
No you can't.
Yes i can.
No you can't.
Sure i can.
No you can't.
Yes i can
He sings pretty loud
I'm superior, no you're inferior.
I'm the big attraction, oh no you are the small.
I'm the major one, oh no you're the minor one,
I can beat you at anything', and that's not all.
Anything you can buy, i can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything cheaper than you.
Fifty cents.
Forty cents.
Thirty cents.
Twenty cents.
No you can't.
Yes i can, yes i can.
Anything you can dig, i can dig deeper.
I can dig anything deeper than you.
Thirty feet.
Forty feet.
Fifty feet.
Oh, go to diggin', kid
Oh, I'm so tired
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
I can do it quicker and get even sicker.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yep.
So can a rat.
Any note you can reach, i can go higher.
I can sing anything higher than you.
No you can't.
Yes i can.
No you can't.
Yes i can.
Anyone you can lick, i can lick faster.
I can lick anyone faster than you.
With your fist?
With my feet.
With your feet?
With an axe.
Call me a cab, kid
Anything you can do, i can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
No you can't.
Yes we can.
No you can't.
Yes we can.
No you can't.
Yes we can, yes we can.