Statistics - Lyfe Jennings

Statistics - Lyfe Jennings

Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down
好吧，好吧,好吧,安静下来，安静下来，安静下来
If you don't know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
你不知道这是哪里吗，这是统计学教室101
And I'm your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby
介绍一下，我是你的老师LYFE JENNINGS
Books out Let's go
打开书本，我们开始上课
25% of all men are unstable
百分之二十五的男人都靠不住
25% of all men can't be faithful
百分之二十五的男人都不能信
30% of them don't mean what they say
百分之三十的男人口不对心
And 10% of them in maybe 20 is gay
还有大概百分之二十的人是同性恋
That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
剩下百分之十的机会去寻找属于你的那个人
That means you never paid attention to these words that I said
那意味着你没听进我说的话
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
我会教你们，如何去辨别这百分之九十的人
And show you what to do to keep the other 10
以及如何留住那百分之十的人
Don't be a booty call
不要变成交往对象
If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl
如果他不尊重你，他很快就会忘记你
If he's in a relationship
如果他正在恋爱
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
如果他对女朋友不忠，那他也会对你不忠
Tell him that you're celibate
告诉他，你是独身主义者
And if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it
如果他想从你这里尝到什么甜头，就会走开了
Be the person you wanna find
成为你想要找到的那个人
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime
不要成为一个不值钱的硬币
STATISTICS
统计学
15% of all men got a complex
百分之十五的男人是个混合体
15% of all men don't practice safe sex
百分之十五的男人会进行不安全的性行为
20% of them come from homes without a father
百分之二十的男人没有父亲
And there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
而且你有一半概率，会嫁给一个胆小的男人
Something to think about when you're taking a shower
洗澡的时候好好想一想
Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water
喝水的时候必须要咽下去
I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
我会教给你们如何去辨别百分之九十的男人
And show you what to do to keep the other 10
以及如何留住百分之十的那些
Don't be a booty call
不要变成交往对象
If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl
如果他不尊重你，他很快就会忘记你
If he's in a relationship
如果他正在恋爱
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
如果他对女朋友不忠，那他也会对你不忠
Tell him that you're celibate
告诉他，你是独身主义者
And if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it
如果他想从你这里尝到什么甜头，就会走开了
Be the person you wanna find
成为你想要找到的那个人
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime
不要成为一个不值钱的硬币
STATISTICS
统计学
Be patient He's waiting
耐心一点，他在等你
You don't gotta settle for that
有了他你才会安定
Leave what is past alone
丢开那些过去的人
Get you a backbone
挺直你的腰杆
Stop being a silent phone yourself
不要再做一部无声的电影
Have you no checklist
你有自己的清单吗
It's gonna take patience
这需要耐心
Time is still wastin'
也需要时间
Don't be a booty call
不要变成交往对象
If he don't respect you girl he gon't forget you girl
如果他不尊重你，他很快就会忘记你
If he's in a relationship
如果他正在恋爱
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
如果他对女朋友不忠，那他也会对你不忠
Tell him that you're celibate
告诉他，你是独身主义者
And if he wants some of your goodies he gon't have to work for it
如果他想从你这里尝到什么甜头，就会走开了
Be the person you wanna find
成为你想要找到的那个人
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime
不要成为一个不值钱的硬币
STATISTICS
统计学
STATISTICS
统计学
STATISTICS
统计学