Miracle - Tim Minchin

Miracle - Tim Minchin
TME享有本翻译作品的著作权
LAVENDER：

My mummy says I'm a miracle
妈妈说我简直就是一个奇迹
ERIC：

My daddy says I'm his special little guy
爸爸说我是他的小小男子汉
ALICE：

I am a princess
我是个小公主
BRUCE：

And I am a prince
我是个小王子
LAVENDER/AMANDA/ALICE/HORTENSIA：

Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky
妈妈说我是上天派下来的小天使
BRUCE/ERIC：

My daddy says I'm his special little soldier
爸爸说我是他独一无二的小战士
No one is as handsome strong as me
没人比我更英俊强壮
It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge
确实他溺爱我 纵容我自信心不断膨胀
But I'm his little soldier
但我是他的小战士
Hup 2-4-3
一 二 三 四！（喊口号）
AMANDA/HORTENSIA：

My mummy says I'm a miracle
妈妈说我简直就是一个奇迹
One look at my face and it's plain to see
只要看看我 你就一清二楚啦
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
自我出生那日 脐带分离之时
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
独一无二的奇迹就发生啦！
NIGEL/TOMMY：

My daddy says I'm his special little soldier
爸爸说我是他独一无二的小战士
No one is as bold or tough as me
没人比我更勇敢坚强
Has my daddy told you
我爸爸和你说过没
One day when I'm older
当有一天我长大了
I can be a soldier
我就会成为一名真正的战士
And shoot you in the face
射中你的脑袋！
PARTY ENTERTAINER：

One can hardly move for beauty and brilliance these days
现如今 人们很难再为美丽或才华动容
It seems that there are millions of these one-in-a-millions these days
有美丽和才华的人比比皆是
Special-ness seems de-rigueur
出色者如云 道是寻常
Above average is average go figure
高水平也不过平平 想想吧！
Is it is some modern miracle of calculus
这是某种现代微积分的奇迹吗？
That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous
如此频繁发生的奇迹 不会让奇迹也变得平平无奇吗？
CHILDREN：

My mummy says I'm a miracle
妈妈说我简直就是一个奇迹
One look at my face and it's plain to see
只要看看我 你就一清二楚啦
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
自我出生那日 脐带分离之时
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
独一无二的奇迹就发生啦！
LAVENDER：

My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina
妈妈说我是个瑰宝般的墩墩芭蕾舞者
She has never seen a prettier barrelina
她从没见过这么漂亮的墩墩芭蕾舞者
She says that if I'm keen I have to cut down on the cream
她说如果我真想跳舞 就得少吃点甜点奶油
But I'm a barrelina so give me more cake
但我就是墩墩芭蕾舞者 所以给我更多蛋糕吃吧！
MOTHER 1/FATHER 2：

Take another picture of our angel in that costume that I made
从这个角度再给我们的小天使拍张照 这戏服可是我亲手做的！
The role of tree has never been portrayed with such convincing sway
这棵树可真是坚实挺拔 令人安心！
MOTHER 2：

That's right honey look at mummy
没错儿 宝贝 看妈妈这边！
FATHER 2：

Don't put honey on your brother
别往你弟弟身上抹蜂蜜了
MOTHER 2：

Smile for mummy smile for mother
笑一个 来 给妈妈笑一个！
FATHER 2：

I think she blinked
我觉得她眨眼了
MOTHER 2：

Well take another
好吧 那再来一张！
FATHER 3：

Have you seen his school report?
你看到他学校的成绩单了吗
He got a 'C' on his report
他得了个C！
MOTHER 3：

What?!
什么?!
FATHER 3：

We'll have to change his school
我们得给他办理转学
His teacher's clearly falling short
这些老师啥也不懂
MOTHER 1：

She's just delightful
她多让人喜欢啊
FATHER 1：

So hilarious and
多好玩
MOTHER 1/FATHER 1：

Insightful
如此有洞察力
ALL PARENTS：

Might she be a little brighter than the norm?
她是不是比同班同学更聪明？
I know to boys it's frightful form
我知道对男孩儿来说 这可不太好
All CHILDREN/PARENTS：

My mummy says I'm a miracle
妈妈说我简直就是一个奇迹
One look at my face and it's plain to see
只要看看我 你就一清二楚啦
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
自我出生那日 脐带分离之时
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
独一无二的奇迹就发生啦！
My mummy says I'm a miracle
妈妈说我简直就是一个奇迹
That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball
我小小的 像灯球一样闪耀无比
You can be all cynical but it's a truth empirical
你可以持怀疑态度 但这是不争的事实
There's never been a miracle a miracle a miracle as me
从没有一个像我一样的超级奇迹发生
DOCTOR：

A baby Mrs. Wormwood
一个小婴儿 沃姆伍德太太
A child the most precious gift the natural world
一个孩子是这个自然世界恩赐我们的最珍贵的礼物
Can bestow upon us has been handed to you
现在交到你手里
A brand new human being a life a person
一个崭新的人 一条生命 一个人
A wonderful new person is about to come into your life and bring you love
一个奇妙的新生命就要降临到你的生活 带来爱
And magic and happiness and wonder
魔力 幸福 和奇迹！
MRS. WORMWOOD：

Oh Bloody 'ell
噢 该死的！
DOCTOR：

Every life I bring into this world restores my faith in humankind
每一个经我手诞生到世上的小生命 都让我对人类重拾信心
MIDWIFE：

Push Mrs. Wormwood push
用力点 沃姆伍德太太 使劲！
MRS. WORMWOOD：

I'll push you in a minute
我这就来给你加把劲！
DOCTOR：

Each new-born life a canvas yet unpainted
每条新生命都是白纸一张 干净纯洁
This still unbroken skin
这光洁完美的肌肤
This uncorrupted mind
这纯洁干净的心灵
Every life is unbelievably unlikely
一切的生命都来之不易
The chances of existence
而生存的几率
Almost infinitely small
无比的渺小
The most common thing in life is life
所有生命共有的就是性命
DOCTOR：

And yet every single life
但是每条生命
Every new life is a miracle
每个新生命都是奇迹
Miracle
奇迹!
MRS. WORMWOOD：

This is the worst day of my life
这是我人生中最糟糕的一天！
Oh my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal
哦我的下半身感觉不太正常
My skin looks just revolting in this foul fluorescent light
我的皮肤在荧光灯下看起来很恶心
And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal semi-Spanish gown
这件衣服完全不像那半正式半西班牙风的礼裙
I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight
我本该穿着它现身今晚的半决赛
I should be dancing the tarantella
我应该跳起塔兰台拉舞
Qui mon fella italiano
我的意大利小伙在哪里
Not dressed in hospital cotton
而不是穿着病号服
With a smarting front bottom
下体还很痛
And this horrible
还有这恶心的
DOCTOR：

Miracle
奇迹!
MRS. WORMWOOD：

Smelly little
难闻的小东西
DOCTOR：

Miracle
奇迹!
MRS. WORMWOOD：

Weakly little ball of fat
弱弱的小小的脂肪球
MR. WORMWOOD：

What the hell was that?
那究竟是什么鬼东西？
MRS. WORMWOOD：

Will someone give this thing a bottle?
谁能把这玩意儿装进瓶子里
MR. WORMWOOD：

Or swap it for a later model?
或是给他换个样子也行
MR. WORMWOOD/MRS. WORMWOOD：

Why do bad things always happen to good people?
为什么坏事总是发生在好人身上?
Fine upstanding citizens like you and me?
就像你我这样优秀正直的公民
Why when we've done nothing wrong
我们根本没有做错事
Should this disaster come along?
为何灾难降临在我们身上
This horrible weird looking
这可恶 古怪
MRS. WORMWOOD：

Hairy little stinky thing
毛毛的又黏糊糊
MR. WORMWOOD：

With no sign of a winky-ding at all
没有那玩意儿的怪物
DOCTOR：

Miracle miracle a miracle every life's a miracle
奇迹! 奇迹! 每一个生命都是一个奇迹!
Beautiful miracle I have ever seen
我见过的最美丽的奇迹!
MR. WORMWOOD：

I can't find his frank and beans
我找不到他的那玩意！
DOCTOR：

Every life is unbelievably unlikely
一切的生命都来之不易
The chances of existence almost infinitely small
而生存的几率无比的渺小
The most common thing in life is life
所有生命共有的就是性命
And yet every single life every new life is a miracle
但是每条生命 每个新生命都是奇迹
Miracle Miracle
奇迹! 奇迹!
CHILDREN：

My mummy says I'm a miracle
妈妈说我简直就是一个奇迹
One look at my face and it's plain to see
只要看看我 你就一清二楚啦
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord
自我出生那日 脐带分离之时
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me
独一无二的奇迹就发生啦！
My mummy says I'm a miracle
妈妈说我简直就是一个奇迹
That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball
我是如此渺小 像镜球一样闪亮
You can be all cynical but it's a truth empirical
你可以保持怀疑 但这是客观事实
There's never been a miracle a miracle as me a miracle as me
从未有过这般奇妙又惊奇的奇迹！
MATILDA：

My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm
我妈妈说我是一只小烂虫
My daddy says I'm a bore
我爸爸说我很扫兴
My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ
我妈妈说我是个自以为是的小胚芽
That kids like me should be against the law
像我这样的孩子应该被法律禁止
My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie hole
我爸爸说我应该学会闭上我的乌鸦嘴
No one likes a smart-mouthed girl like me
没有人喜欢像我一样牙尖嘴利的女孩
Mum says I'm a good case for population control
妈妈说 一看到我就知道控制人口势在必行
Dad says I should watch more TV
爸爸说我应该多看看电视