The Groupie Routine(Live) - Frank Zappa

The Groupie Routine (Live) - Frank Zappa
I mean really really I mean you guys
What can I say you guys are my favorite band
You gotta tell me somethin'
Are you here in hollywood long
I mean I just
No I'm ah we're recording here in town
You're recording here
Yeah at the record plant
The record plant
Yeah
Oh bobby sherman records here
I just love bobby sherman and david cassidy
Do you know david cassidy
No i
Have you ever run into any members of the tree dog night
Joe shermy once i
Oh they are my favorite band
They're so professional I mean
So creative
How 'bout david crosby I mean
He's so in you know i
No I never
He's he just knows
I mean he almost cut his hair but he didn't
No listen ah do you know how
Do you know how to get to the chateau mormon from here
Not exactly is it by the by the airport
No no we don't we have a bus on this particular thing
Oh
Yeah
Tell me one thing: do you like my new car
Oh yeah it's a pavilion isn't it
Oh not just a pavilion it's a pauley pavilion
Oh
Yeah it's real futuristic
I like the little naked man turn signals
So ah we gotta get up you know
And ah go to the studio in the morning
And then we groove court for about two weeks
And then we ah we leave again
Oh really
Where do you play when you go from here
Ah let me see needles
Oh oh you guys are so professional
No it's nothing
I mean the way you get to travel to all those exotic towns
You get to playin' and playin' in all these great sounding
Halls
Tell me somethin': do you really have a hitsingle in the
Charts now
Right now I mean with a bullet
That's really important
Listen baby would I lie to you
Just to run my fingers through your pukes
Don't talk to me that way
I am not a groupie
I never said that
I'm not a groupie
Neither are my friends here
Jim and ian and aynsley and don and frank
None of us are groupies
Pleased to meet all you girls
Hiya howie
Tell 'em tell 'em we don't we aren't groupies
Howard
Yeah
We only like musicians for friends
That's right
You you know you understand
We still wanna hear your record
You know we still like to come in your bus
Listen now on the other side of the record
Didn't you say that you got off bein' juked
With a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream corn
And that your hair-lipped queen-o-bassplayin' girlfriend
With the cross ties and the tits on her shirt
Had to have it with a hot seven-up bottle or you went up the
Wall
Oh howie
What's the deal mama
Howie all that's true howie
And sometimes I even dig it with a jack-in-the-box ring job
But howie we are not we are not groupies howie
I told robert plant that
I told elton john
I told steve stills
Yeah
And he didn't even wanna ball me
I can see that
Listen the thing is baby I want some action you know
I'm only here for a couple of weeks
Recording at the record plant
With that naked statue in the bathroom and stuff
I'm horny as f**k
Listen to me
I want a steaming succulent juicy drippy ever-widening
Kind of a smelly slimy many folded
Sort of in-and-out contracting sphincter
Kind of a hole with a with a with a
Let's see there's gotta be a way I can put this discreetly
Let's say we hop in the isle over those guys
And the blewin' f**k baby
Hey hey hey
I'm in this band man
I told you that many times
No matter what goes on
Listen it just so happens tonight
I mean this is unbelievable
Are you a virgo
No
I mean it just so happens tonight
Me and my girlfriends well
We came here lookin' for a guy from a group
Ah
But just not any guy from any group
Yeah
We're lookin' for a guy from a group with a dik
Well I can show you
But he's gotta have a dik which is a monster
(wow )
That's me
You peeked
That's me you little westward wench nipple-queen
Take me I'm yours you hole
Fulfil my wildest dreams
Oh anything for you my most seductive pop star of a man
Yeah
Picture this if you can
Okay I'll try
Bead jobs
Knotted nylons
Bamboo canes
Three unreleased recordings of crosby stills nash