There’ll Be a Jubilee - Dinah Washington

Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging
Well sir
All I can say
Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing
From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I've just gotta behave
Boy
If I were a lamp I'd light
And If I were a banner I'd wave
Ask me how do I feel
Little me with my quiet upbringing
Well sir
All I can say is if I were a gate I'd be swinging
And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs
Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong
Ding dong ding
Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning
Well sir
All I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning
Well
I knew my moral would crack
From the wonderful way that you looked
Boy
If I were a duck I'd quack
Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked
Ask me how do I feel
Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
Well
If I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing
Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing
Well
If I were a bell I'd go ding dong
Ding dong ding