Egg Man - Beastie Boys

Egg Man - Beastie Boys (野兽男孩)
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Written by：Matt Dike/Mike Simpson/John King/Adam Horovitz/Adam Yauch/Michael Diamond

I looked out the window and seen his bald head
我望向窗外 瞥见他的秃头
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
冲向冰箱 掏出一颗鸡蛋
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
瞄准镜里 他寸草不生
Launched that shot and he was caught out there
弹射而出 他猝不及防
Saw the convertible driving by
看见敞篷车缓缓驶过
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
拉紧弹弓 鸡蛋破空
He went for his to find he didn't have one
他摸向头顶 却空空如也
Put him in check correct with my egg gun
我的鸡蛋枪 教他做人
The egg a symbol of life
鸡蛋本是生命象征
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
闯进你家砸你老婆满脸蛋花
Pulled out the Jammy he thought it was a joke
他掏出手机以为是个玩笑
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke
我扣动扳机 蛋黄糊他一脸
Reached in his pocket took all his cash
顺手摸走他兜里所有现金
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
留他顶着蛋液胡子呆立原地
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
这种蠢货遍地都是
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee
说到"打"字 你懂我意思吧小子
Yeh that's right I'm the egg man
没错我就是那个扔蛋狂魔
Driving around king of the town
开着车在城里称王称霸
Always got my windows rolled down
车窗永远都摇到最下方
You know I'm the egg man
你知道我就是那个扔蛋专家
Once upon a time
从前有个故事
Humpty dumpty was a big fat egg
矮胖子是颗圆滚滚的蛋
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
他在墙头玩耍摔断了腿
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
刚出锅三分钟就被抛出窗外
Hit the rastaman he said bloodclot
砸中雷鬼佬 他破口大骂
Which came first the chicken or the egg
先有鸡还是先有蛋
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
我砸了鸡又吃了它的腿
Riding the trains in between cars
在列车车厢间游荡
When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours
等我离开站台 你们都得遭殃
Drive by eggings plaguing la
洛杉矶街头飞蛋横行
Yo they just got my little cousin ese
嘿 他们刚砸中我表弟
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
有时煮得硬 有时稀巴烂
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
这玩意来自母鸡 不是兔子笨蛋
People laugh it's no joke
人们笑着 这可不是玩笑
My name's yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
我叫Yauch 正在投掷蛋黄
Now they got me in a cell but I don't care
现在他们把我关进牢房 但我毫不在乎
It was then that I caught catching people out there
那时我就在外面逮人
Up on the roof in my car
在屋顶上 在我的车里
Up all night I'm pulling through signs like dolomite
整夜不眠 我像白云石一样穿过路标
The mack I'm the egg man
我就是那个"蛋人"大佬
Taxi driver I'm the egg man
出租车司机 我就是那个扔蛋狂魔
We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
我们一身黑衣 偷偷绕到后方
We began to attack the eggs did crack on haze's back
开始发动攻势 蛋液在Haze背上炸开
Sam I am down with the program
山姆我完全配合这个计划
Green eggs and ham yosemite sam
绿色蛋配火腿 约塞米蒂山姆
Come halloween you know I come strapped
万圣节来临 你知道我全副武装
I throw it at a sucker k pap
对准倒霉蛋就是一记猛击
You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
你犯了以貌取人的错误
You go through life with egg on your face
带着满脸蛋液狼狈度日
You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
清晨醒来有种怪异预感
You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling
抬头看见蛋液从天花板滴落
Families puck rocks the businessman
商人们被砸得抱头鼠窜
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
我手持鸡蛋见人就砸
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
不是烟斗里的那种裂缝
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe
而是你额头的裂痕 快用毛巾擦擦