Champagne Lecture - Frank Zappa

Champagne Lecture - Frank Zappa/The Mothers of Invention
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
You know
你知道的
A lotsa of people don't bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM
很多人并不关心他们在蔬菜王国的朋友们
They think "What can I say
他们会想“我能说什么呢
What can a person who is new to the Midwest say to a vegetable "
一个刚到中西部的人能对蔬菜说什么呢”
Suss it out wankers
好好想想吧，伙计们
Suss it out wankers
好好想想吧，伙计们
Suss it out wankers
好好想想吧，伙计们
Suss it out wankers
好好想想吧，伙计们
Suss it out wankers
好好想想吧，伙计们
Suss it out wankers
好好想想吧，伙计们
Suss it out wankers
好好想想吧，伙计们
What's the matter with you
你们这是怎么了
Aynsley Dunbar
安斯利·邓巴
And after sussed it out wankers
在琢磨明白之后 伙计们
Ok
好的
You go and get yourself a big bottle of champagne
你去给自己拿一大瓶香槟
AAAH

Find yourself a young vegetable victim
找个年轻的蔬菜受害者
Yeah
是的
Take your young vegetable victim
带上你的年轻蔬菜受害者
Step one now this is very important
第一步 现在这非常重要
You have to do it exactly this way
你必须严格按照这个方式来做
Bring the band on down behind me boys
让乐队在我身后跟上，伙计们
This gets technnical First: You get a Polaroid camera
这变得有点技术性了 首先：你得有一台宝丽来相机
Mothers: Yeah
母亲们：是啊
FZ: And you make one good jump
FZ：然后你从杰克逊维尔喜来登酒店的七楼
From a balcony to another balcony on the seventh floor of the Sheraton Hotel in Jacksonville
一个阳台跳到另一个阳台
Aynsley Dunbar ladies and gentlemen
女士们先生们，这是安斯利·邓巴
When you land on the other balcony with your Polaroid camera
当你带着宝丽来相机跳到另一个阳台时
Something like this
会发生这样的事
Heeey

Shoot off one good flashbulb catching
按下闪光灯捕捉瞬间
The agent will immediately turn around and say
代理人立刻转过身来说
You know I sure would like to have that photograph
“你知道吗，我真的很想得到那张照片”
You walk up to the agent and say "Well ha
你走向代理人并说道：“哈哈，
Funny you should mention it
真巧你提到了这件事
I have this photograph here and just about time to develop it
我正好有这张照片，而且刚刚到了该冲洗的时候
Yes it turned out great it shows both of you here
是的，效果很棒，照片里有你们两个人
And I'll give you this photograph if you'll give me the munchkin vegetable that you're with in order that I might make a few more pictures "
如果你愿意把和你在一起的蔬菜小人给我，我就把这张照片送给你，这样我还能再拍几张照片”
So you make a quick trade
于是你们迅速完成了交换
Holding the champagne bottle in abeyance until the rest of the members of your band have jumped over the same balcony
手持香槟瓶静候，直到乐队其他成员都跃过同一阳台
Eeeeeeeeh

And come in and taken their places around the bed where the munchkin vegetable is laid out
然后进来，围在床边，那里摆放着小蔬菜人
Posing: Leg up in the air and legs down legs to the side
摆姿势：一腿抬起，一腿放下，双腿侧摆
Then after some deft manipulation of the vital parts of the munchkin vegetable
接着，经过一番巧妙操作小蔬菜人的关键部位
Hey I want some baby to hold my tool and squeeze it
嘿，我想要个宝贝握住我的工具并捏紧它
With one masterful stroke -you might use several masterful strokes- shake up the magnum of champagne to a foamy froth
以一次精湛的动作——或许你会用多次精湛的动作——将大瓶香槟摇成泡沫
Holding your thumb over the end of it
用拇指按住瓶口
No no no not the cork in Frank
不 不 不 别把软木塞塞进弗兰克
You pull the cork out
你把软木塞拔出来
Suss it out wankers
好好想想吧，伙计们
They're a hip audience Frank
他们是个时髦的观众 弗兰克
They know what's gonna happen next
他们知道接下来会发生什么
After the band has given you their complete attention
在乐队给予你全部关注之后
And is watching closely for the precise moment of the detonation of the alcoholic beverage into the vital organ you give a sort of casual glance around the bedroom of the Sheraton
他们正紧盯着酒精饮料在关键器官中爆发的精确时刻 你漫不经心地环视着喜来登的卧室
A suave little smile and wink one eye
带着一抹优雅的微笑 眨一只眼
Adjust your bow tie and just stuff it right in there
调整你的领结 然后直接塞进去
Aaaah

And then you tell 'em how you feel
接着你告诉他们你的感受
You whip it right out take a snort off of it
你迅速掏出来 猛吸一口
How do you feel
你感觉如何