Hazardous Youth (A Cappella) - Eminem

[00:02.36]Meet Eddie twenty-three years old
[00:04.08]Fed up with life and the way things are going
[00:07.53]he decides to rob a liquor store
[00:09.14]（ I can't take this no more I can't take it no more homes ）
[00:12.67]But on his way in he has a sudden change of heart
[00:14.82]And suddenly his conscience comes into play
[00:16.37]Alright stop! （Huh ）
[00:18.12]Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
[00:20.44]and try to get money out the drawer
[00:22.09]You better think of the consequence （But who are you ）
[00:24.76]I'm your **********in conscience
[00:26.36]That's nonsense!
[00:27.34]Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
[00:30.20]And borrow a damn dress and one of her blonde wigs
[00:32.93]Tell her you need a place to stay
[00:34.71]You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade
[00:37.61]Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
[00:40.21]The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
[00:42.34]Think about it before you walk in the door first
[00:45.53]Look at the store clerk she's older than George Burns
[00:47.69]**** that! Do that ****! Shoot that *****!
[00:51.22]Can you afford to blow this **** Are you that rich
[00:53.92]Why you give a **** if she dies Are you that *****
[00:56.55]Do you really think she gives a **** if you have kids
[00:59.09]Man don't do it it's not worth it to risk it! （You're right!）
[01:01.92]Not over this **** （Stop!） Drop the biscuit （I will!）
[01:04.49]Don't even listen to Slim yo he's bad for you
[01:07.35]（You know what Dre I don't like your attitude ）
[01:10.68]（ It's alright c'mon just come in here for a minute ）
[01:13.39]（ Look baby ）
[01:15.35]（ Yo it's gonna be alright right ）
[01:18.91]Meet Stan twenty-one years old （ Give me a kiss! ）
[01:22.52]After meeting a young girl at a rave party
[01:24.16]things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom
[01:26.03]Once again his conscience comes into play （ ****! ）
[01:31.03]Now listen to me while you're kissin her cheek
[01:32.91]and smearin her lipstick I slipped this in her drink
[01:35.49]Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little *****'s earlobe
[01:37.97]（Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
[01:41.22]You shouldn't take advantage of her that's not fair）
[01:44.00]Yo look at her bush does it got hair （Uh huh!）
[01:47.10]**** this ***** right here on the spot bare
[01:49.22]Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
[01:52.11]（Man ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_ ）
[01:54.78]No but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
[01:57.16]（**** you wanna get hauled off to jail ）
[01:59.78]Man **** that hit that **** raw dawg and bail
[02:10.49]Meet Grady a twenty-nine year old construction worker
[02:13.22]After coming home from a hard day's work
[02:16.07]he walks in the door of his trailer park home
[02:18.55]to find his wife in bed with another man
[02:21.44]（ WHAT THE **** ! ! ）
[02:23.74]Alright calm down relax start breathin
[02:26.01]**** that **** you just caught this ***** cheatin
[02:28.09]While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off !
[02:31.37]**** slittin her throat CUT THIS *****'S HEAD OFF!!!
[02:33.99]Wait! What if there's an explanation for this ****
[02:36.54]（What She tripped Fell Landed on his **** !）
[02:39.21]Alright Shady maybe he's right Grady
[02:41.35]But think about the baby before you get all crazy
[02:44.39]Okay! Thought about it still wanna stab her
[02:47.07]Grab her by the throat get your daughter and kidnap her
[02:49.62]That's what I did be smart don't be a retard
[02:52.20]You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES !
[02:55.24]What'chu say （What's wrong Didn't think I'd remember ）
[02:57.70]I'ma kill you ************!
[02:58.90]Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
[03:00.15]Mr Dre Mr N W A
[03:02.30]Mr AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way
[03:05.86]How in the **** you gonna tell this man not to be violent
[03:08.37]Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
[03:10.81]Been there done that aw **** it
[03:13.17]What am I sayin Shoot em both Grady where's your gun at