My Name Is (Clean Version) - Eminem

[00:02.50]Hi! My name is... (what?)
[00:04.69]My name is... (who?)
[00:05.96]My name is...Slim Shady
[00:07.84]Hi! My name is... (huh?)
[00:09.80]My name is... (what?)
[00:11.41]My name is...Slim Shady
[00:15.65]Ahem... excuse me!
[00:18.84]Can I have the attention of the class for one second?
[00:24.84]Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
[00:27.79]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids?
[00:30.49]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
[00:33.35]Try 'cid and get ****** up worse that my life is?
[00:36.12]My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight
[00:38.77]But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
[00:41.56]And Dr. Dre said \"Slim Shady you a basehead!\"
[00:44.50]Uh-uhhh! \"So why's your face red? Man you wasted!\"
[00:47.20]Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else
[00:49.65]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:52.48]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
[00:54.43]And smacked her so hard
[00:56.72]I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[00:58.68]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
[01:01.25]Faster than a fat ***** who sat down too fast
[01:03.53]C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
[01:06.25]I don't give a **** God sent me to piss the world off!
[01:09.88]Hi! My name is... (what?)
[01:11.66]My name is... (who?)
[01:13.49]My name is...Slim Shady
[01:15.39]Hi! My name is... (huh?)
[01:17.23]My name is... (what?)
[01:19.02]My name is...Slim Shady
[01:20.94]Hi! My name is... (what?)
[01:22.72]My name is... (who?)
[01:24.29]My name is...Slim Shady
[01:26.46]Hi! My name is... (huh?)
[01:28.23]My name is... (what?)
[01:29.94]My name is...Slim Shady
[01:32.14]My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
[01:34.40]Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five
[01:37.32]I smacked him in his face with an eraser
[01:39.78]Chased him with a stapler
[01:41.34]And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (OH)
[01:43.45]Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
[01:46.12]Flashed the bartender then stuck my **** in her tip cup
[01:49.00]Extraterrestrial runnin' over pedestrians
[01:51.68]In a space ship while they screaming at me:
[01:53.83]\"LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!\"
[01:55.61]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
[01:57.47]I just found out my mom does more **** than I do Damn!
[02:00.39]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:02.79]Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her
[02:05.92]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:08.44]And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans
[02:11.43]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
[02:13.95](Dude, can I get your autograph?)
[02:15.39]So I signed it: 'Dear Dave thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
[02:17.55]Hi! My name is... (what?)
[02:19.48]My name is... (who?)
[02:21.12]My name is...Slim Shady
[02:22.96]Hi! My name is... (huh?)
[02:24.85]My name is... (what?)
[02:26.73]My name is...Slim Shady
[02:28.79]Hi! My name is... (what?)
[02:30.74]My name is... (who?)
[02:32.44]My name is...Slim Shady
[02:34.46]Hi! My name is... (huh?)
[02:36.11]My name is... (what?)
[02:37.71]My name is...Slim Shady
[02:39.55]Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
[02:42.10]Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
[02:44.98]I'm not ready to leave
[02:46.35]It's too scary to die (**** that!)
[02:47.94]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!)
[02:51.15]Am I coming or going? I can barely decide
[02:53.76]I just drank a fifth of vodka - dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
[02:56.96]All my life I was very deprived
[02:58.73]I ain't had a woman in years
[03:00.26]And my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)
[03:02.53]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
[03:04.67]I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere)
[03:07.43]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:10.43]How you gonna breast feed me mom? (Wah!)
[03:12.66]You ain't got no tits! (Wahhh!)
[03:14.17]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:15.82]With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
[03:19.02]I'm steaming mad (Arrrggghhh!)
[03:20.31]And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
[03:22.01]Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
[03:24.93]Hi! My name is... (what?)
[03:26.82]My name is... (who?)
[03:28.44]My name is...Slim Shady
[03:30.22]Hi! My name is... (huh?)
[03:31.97]My name is... (what?)
[03:33.71]My name is...Slim Shady
[03:35.64]Hi! My name is... (what?)
[03:37.45]My name is... (who?)
[03:39.09]My name is...Slim Shady
[03:41.47]Hi! My name is... (huh?)
[03:43.15]My name is... (what?)
[03:44.76]My name is...Slim Shady