A Dog’s Breakfast - Tourniquet

Scientology
Dianetics
Listen to Ron Hubbard's son
Dad was con man number one
Through black magic dabbling
And d**gs his books were born *
Dianetics says I am
A reincarnated Thetan god
If I buy E Meter
M
E
S
T
A ok
L
R
H
Says
Jesus never
Reached potential grade *
The Watchtower
J
W
'S
Jehovah's Witness make the claim
The only prophet of today
But every prophecy was fake
And so they upped the date
As they read their bible wrong
John 1：1 The Word was a god
Triune God is of Babylon
The Church is of the beast
144001 and all that follow
Jonadabs that cannot go to Heaven
I was fooled again
I had made up my mind
That truth comes in styles
I was fooled again
Wastin' my time
With life changing lies
The New Age
My 6 self I love so much
Because the New Age teaches me
The source of good and secrets lie within
If this present life ain't good
Astral to the past one dude
You can make adjustments
In your linear time zone
God is you and you are God
So whatever you decide is right
Right
S
MacLaine
Mormonism
Latter Day Saints
Joseph Smith a Mormon god
Murdered men
Condemned of fraud
An angel gave him golden plates
Which no one ever saw
Faith Movement
K
C
Says that Christ was lost
Sign of Satan on the cross
Bore the Devil's nature
And was born again in Hell
If you've got a little bod
You can all become a god
Benny hinders true conversion
Christ is not within
I have faith in my own faith
Cause I'm a little god
Hagin
I was fooled again
A message from God
That was only a fraud
I was fooled again
Truth and joy was inside
But it's only in Christ
I was fooled again
By a spiritual force
That had disguised its source
I was fooled again
By the Lord's latest mail
But a novel from Hell
*Paraphrase