Duku Man Skit - N-Dubz

Duku Man Skit - N-Dubz

Yo I'm like lately seeing like
我最近就像
Many man-a coming up with funny
就像很多人那样带着欢乐而来
Little skanks and ting but
有些讨厌有些烦人
When I'm on a skankin' ting
当我衣衫褴褛
No lie I'm on a blankin' ting
我没有撒谎 我大脑一片空白
And if you feel my sh*t I'm on a thankin' ting
如果你能感觉到我是混蛋 我会非常感谢
But if you bring a pretty girl around me
但是如果你能带来一个漂亮姑娘
I'm on a spankin' ting it's no wankin' ting ai
我会飞奔而来 不会再自我安慰
See me I'm on a stancin' ting
看着我 站立着
Forever more I shall be the skankin' king
我会永远变成那个邋遢的国王
So if you wanna come hotel
所以如果你想来酒店
Don't waste time
别浪费时间
Only get one chance don't get nine
只有一次机会
Like cartel said "mi cocky longer than mi nine"
就像卡特尔说的 我的自大比什么都持久
So back it up and call it bump and grind
所以 拾起回忆 让她尽情摇摆
I'm a man you're a female
我是个男人 你是个女人
And I hate when a chick make her
我讨厌别人碰她
Bum look big on Facebook
流浪汉在Facebook上也一样自大
But they can't back their rows in up in detail
但他们的伪装却经不起现实的放大
Don't bring your pictures
别带来你的照片
Don't know your emails
我不知道你的邮箱
Yo I'm a hard worker but I'm not a grime MC
我是个辛苦工作的人 但我不是国会议员
So anytime I get a day off
所以只要我一放假
I like writing angry lyrics
我就喜欢写一些愤怒的歌词
With my friends reminiscing about the days
和我的朋友们一起回忆过往
When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block
我们过去喜欢吐槽这些街区
And go to girls hostels (Aah )
还有那些去酒店的女孩
Shank them then leave their best friend
离开他们最好的朋友
You're the sh*t to my shoe
你看不起我的鞋子
(waste)
太浪费了
Dad shoulda splashed on the floor in your mom's face
爸爸应该当着妈妈的面弄脏地板
Hey if you're a duku man
如果你是个傻子
You've gotta be stackin' up duku grands
你可能已经攒了很多钱
No fools round here no lulus man
这儿没有傻子也没有天才
You man are spooky you do voodoo
你们是幽灵 让人毛骨悚然
(You do voodoo )
你们在施咒吗
What planet are you on you must be cuckoo
你们住在什么星球 你们一定是傻子
I don't wanna put a thing in Fifi's hands
我不想给她任何东西
'Cause you're real definitely
因为你们很清楚
Make it go duku
去做吧
We're supposed to have rules not lulus
我们需要的是规则
Never have I seen a man run that fast
我从未看到一个人奔跑得如此之快、
I'm surprised that he never done a poo poo
我很惊讶他从来不上厕所
(fart noise)
真吵
Oi donut dickhead beenie man's cousin
你真是个傻子
P**sy lick it more than a dozen
再多来点吧
I did ask Tulisa and she told me that:
我确实问过Tulisa 然后她告诉我
("I will never shag a man unless I love him ")
除非我爱那个男人否则我一定不会勾引他
Zagaza I wanna be fake ragamuffin
我想做那个装穷的人
How can you let a likkle man like me make
你怎样能让一个像我的男人
Two grown men like you start dussin'
两个像你一样的成年人 开始胡言乱语
Never talk to their friends
永远不要和他的朋友交谈
When they come and start duckin'
当他们来然后开始胡闹
You men are buggin'
你们在偷听
Wanna talk sh*t behind my back
想在我的背后说闲话
When you see me start runnin'
当你们看到我开始奔跑
You bein' heavy like a ton full of bricks
你们会感觉千斤沉重
N-Dubz got a bag full of hits
有一堆的线索
You and your boys are back full of pricks
你和你的朋友满身是刺回来了
If we come to your party
如果我们参加了你的聚会
You know we're gonna leave with all of the chicks
你知道我们一定会带走所有的女人
If you're a duku man
如果你是个傻子
You've gotta be stackin' up duku grands
你一定有很多钱
No fools round here
这儿没有傻子
No lulus man
也没有天才
You man are spooky
你们让我毛骨悚然
You do voodoo (Dooks tell me )
你们在施巫术
What would you if you're in a club dancin'
如果你们在酒吧跳舞会怎样
A man rollin' with his girlfriend on a sad ting
一个男人却跟他的女人在悲哀地亲热
And she starts givin' you the eye
她开始看向你
Like it's a bang ting
重重一击
I know what I would do I ain't rampin' (Dooks)
我知道我会怎样做 我不会生气
I would take her to the toilet put her in a sink
我会带她去洗手间 把她按到水池里
Give her willy till the "bye den" wink
强迫她
Don't think I'm buyin' you a drink
别以为我会为你买醉
You are not my girlfriend
你不是我的女朋友
You're just another link
你只是别人
I don't care what you think
我不在乎你怎么想
When I die don't bury me burn me
当我死去 别埋葬我 请火化我
By the way things are goin' I might die early
当一切都离去 我可能会提前死去
I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like:
我讨厌那些高层的人可以侥幸逃脱受贿的处罚
I'm a killer and no one can hurt me
我是个杀手 没人可以伤害我
When I die don't bury me freeze me
当我死去 别埋葬我 冷冻我
By the way things are goin' I might die easy
当一切都离去 我可能会轻易死去
I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like:
我讨厌那些高层的人提出一些最后期限之类的话语
I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy
我像Jeezy一样破坏那些断层和旋律
Many men i know are livin' in a dreamland
我认识的很多人都活在梦里
Thinkin' they can play two notes on a keyboard
以为他们可以在钢琴上一次按两个键
And come up with a song like ours
弹奏出优美的旋律
Your mixtape stinks like a fart (fart noise)
你的混音带已经发霉了 全是噪音
My album's a slut in the charts
我的专辑在排行榜炙手可热
Half a million of my CDs got shift
我有大约50万张CD被出售
Like hot cakes over the counter
就像刚出炉的蛋糕被抢购一空
So could you please stop standin' in the west
所以你可以别再站在西边了吗
When you can't even sell
当你压根卖不出去
Two of them in an hour go go cobunion
一小时后 他们会有两个人来言和
I clunked you with a shank then done them
我用腿敲了敲你
I'm from a place called North West London
我来自一个叫做North West London的地方
I heard your mum's got bunions fam what
我听说你的妈妈生病了