My Conservative Girlfriend - Roy Zimmerman

Hello N S A I just called you to say I love you because you Really listen When I'm on the phone Now I never feel alone 'Cause you're out there with your headpho

God made the world in seven days Well That's one week to be specific Now That's what I call scientific Say hallelujah Sing his praise Four thousand forty two b

Well My son asked me today Is this another vietnam I said Son You know it's Well it's No it's Hmm Go ask your mom It brought back such precious memories Of my d

There's this great popeye cartoon where he gets inside of bluto's shirt And he's popping out of his sleeves going Here I yam Over here Yoo hoo and bluto is conf

Oh baby Looking at you tonight There's something I'd like to do tonight And I believe in abstinence only But I don't want to leave you lonely So abstain with me