That Is the War on Terror - Roy Zimmerman

There's this great popeye cartoon where he gets inside of bluto's shirt
And he's popping out of his sleeves going
Here I yam
Over here
Yoo hoo and bluto is confused he's going
Hey
Where'd you why you hmmm and he's trying to beat up popeye
And he ends up pummeling himself
And that
Is the war on terror
That is the war on terror yeah
That's the war on terror
That is the war on terror
There's this old joke where a guy is walking home late at night
He sees another guy under a street light
Searching frantically in the gutter
He says
Hey man
What did you lose the guy says
I dropped my keys about six blocks away he says
Why aren't you looking over there the guy says
The light's better over here
And that
Is the war on terror
That is the war on terror yeah
That's the war on terror
That is the war on terror
We've got a vacuum cleaner on sale
Oh
I'm so sorry but we're out of that model
But I can probably get you out the door
For two hundred billion
More or less
Probably more
With a model we call preemptive war
That leaves your floor dirtier than before
There's that great quote about war
And I'm trying to remember who said it
That the people can always be brought to do the bidding of the leaders
You just tell them they're under attack
And denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism
Now who said that
Oh yeah
It was herman goering
And that is the war on terror yeah
That's the war on terror
That is the war on terror that's the war on terror
That is the war on terror here I yam
That is the war on terror over here
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