Eeh! Ah! Oh! Ooh! - The Goons

Friends pick up that bottle you will finding
Standing in the centre of your dining room table
Now examine it carefully and read what it says
On the very small print on the back of the label
Note that it's contents are invaluable for pea soup
Falling ears irritation of the nurglers exterminating socks and preserving eggs
And that doctors strongly recommend it as a cure for
The lurgi the on set of the nadgers spots before the
Ankles soft shoulders pink toenail and acute emulsion on the legs
So ooooo ow
If you're turning pimply and your knees are turning blue
Don't be nervous simply try eeh ah oh oh ooh
Practice every morning and you'll find that you
Almost without warning will be eeh oh ah oh ooh
Combat cure infection with this latest thing
Follow the directions and ping
Now the nights are colder you'll find what to do
Write on the folder just eeh ah oh ooh
When the plin affects you or you got the flu
You'll find what protects you is eeh ah nicky nu
Better than the whisky brandy gin or glue
Makes your liver frisky does eeh or ah nu
And for making coffee or for going deaf
Making me a coffee and ya ha ya ya ha
So if you get heated don't get in a stew
Hold your breath be seated and eeh ah oh ooh
So when your out of kizzel and the rent is due
Just a tiny spoonful will do
And oh ah arg oh glug arg arc arg ooh
Oh oh that's better