The Phonecall(Explicit) - Jon Lajoie

The Phonecall (Explicit) - Jon Lajoie
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Can't believe this
真不敢相信
Kill this mother****er
干掉这个混*
Hallo
喂
Hallo
喂
Jake
杰克
Uh hi there Bob how is it going
呃 你好啊鲍勃 最近怎么样
I'm just fun-****ing-tastic
我他妈好极了
Jake How are you
杰克 你怎么样
Oh you know can't complain
哦 你知道我没什么可抱怨的
That's just ****ing great
这真是**太棒了
Hey I just spoke with my
嘿 我刚和住在街对面的
Neighbour who lives across the street
邻居聊过
From he told me that you came by my house today
他告诉我你今天趁我上班时
While I was at work
来过我家
Oh uh yeah yeah

I just popped in there for a few minutes
我只是进去待了几分钟
Few minutes
就几分钟
My neighbour
我的邻居
Says it was more like three hours
说你在那儿待了快三小时
So what could've you been possible
那你和我老婆独处一室
Doing alone with my wife in my house
到底能干些什么
For three hours
整整三小时
Oh no no no look I
不不不 听我解释
'Cause you see a guy like me can get suspicious
因为像我这样的人难免会起疑心
Listen uh I can explain everything I I
听着 呃 我可以解释一切 我...我...
Oh I want you to explain
哦 我正等着你的解释
It's not what you think um
事情不是你想的那样 呃...
Well please enlighten me Jake
那就请说清楚吧 杰克
'Cause I'm really ****ing curious
因为我他妈实在太好奇
To know what you were doing
想知道你当时在搞什么
Look it's nothing it's stupid
听着 没什么大不了的 就是件蠢事
Really I I went over to your
真的 我只是去了你家
House around one o'clock huh
大概一点钟左右 对吧
And I ****ed your wife
然后我*了你老婆
And then I left
接着我就走了
Really
真的
Really I swear I went over
真的 我发誓我只是去了
I ****ed her for a while and
和她*了一会儿
After we both came I just went home
完事后我就直接回家了
Is my name Forest Gump Jake
我看起来像阿甘吗 杰克
Um what
呃 什么
Answer the ****ing question
回答这个该死的问题
Is my name Forest Gump
我叫阿甘吗
Oh well no
哦 当然不是
So why are you treating me
那你为什么把我当成
Like I'm a ****ing retard
一个该死的傻子
You expect me to believe that
你觉得我会相信吗
You were in my house for
你在我家待了
Three hours and all you did was **** my wife
三小时 却只和我妻子*
Listen I I I came over she
听着 我 我 我是应她要求来的
She blew me there for a while aha
她让我在那儿等了一会儿
I came so we had to wait for a while
我等了很久才等到机会
Then we had sex in the
后来我们在
Kitchen for a while
厨房待了一阵
Then we had sex in the living room
之后又在客厅相处
You're ****ing lying to me
你他*在对我撒谎
And I really don't like it Jake
我真的不喜欢这样 Jake
You were in my house for three hours
你在我家待了三个小时
No no it's not like that
不不 不是你想的那样
You see we had sex a few times
我们确实发生过几次关系
And then she wanted more
后来她还想要更多
She said she was really wet and feeling
她说自己情难自禁
Dirty and she wants more than
欲求不满还想要更多
One cock inside of her hm
她体内有个家伙 嗯
So I'm to be
所以我就
So we called your brother to
于是我们打电话给你兄弟
See if he wanted to come over and
问他要不要过来
Get in on the action and
一起参与这场狂欢
And he said 'yes' so we waited around
他答应了 所以我们
For him
一直在等他
For about an hour that's
大概花了一个小时
That's why it took so long
所以才会这么久
My brother uhm
我兄弟 呃...
You and my brother double-teamed my wife
你和我兄弟一起*了我老婆
Oh yeah yeah

We gave it to her boy
我们好好"照顾"了她
In every hole
每个地方都没放过
Aha see that's funny
哈 这笑话真好笑
'Cause my brother's in Miami this week I find
因为我兄弟这周在迈阿密 我发现
It hard to believe that my brother
实在难以相信 我兄弟
Flew all the way to Miami to
专程飞往迈阿密
Double-team my wife with you
就为了和你共享我妻子
Oh well uhh
好吧 呃...
And you know what the funny thing is
但你知道最可笑的是什么
The facet in my kitchen has been
我家厨房的水龙头
Leaking for three months now
已经漏了整整三个月
And suddenly today of all days it
偏偏就在今天
Decided to stop leaking
它突然不漏水了
Uh oh oh

I'm gonna give you one last
我给你最后一次机会
Chance to answer this question
老实回答这个问题
And if you
要是你敢
Lie I guarantee you you're gonna regret it
撒谎 我保证你会后悔
What where you doing in
你在我家
My house today
今天在我家
I'm I'm sorry
我...我很抱歉
Your wife called me
是你妻子叫我来的
And I didn't I didn't
但我没有...我没有...
Aanswer the ****ing question
回答那个该死的问题
Your wife wanted me to fix the facet
她只是让我来修水龙头
'Cause she couldn't stand the dripping
因为受不了滴水声
Noise anymore I didn't want to do it but she begged me
我本不想来 但她一再恳求
And what did you do
你到底做了什么
I fixed it I fixed the facet I'm sorry
我只是修好了水龙头 真的对不起
You mother****ing cocksucking piece of ****
你这个该死的混账东西
You ****ing fix my facet you
你竟敢碰我家的水管
Backstabbing **** I'm gonna fix your face you hear me
背信弃义的* 我要让你尝尝厉害
I'm gonna fix your ****ing face
我要让你彻底记住教训
And I'm never gonna **** your wife again that's for sure
而且我发誓再也不会碰你妻子
Last night was the last time
昨晚就是最后一次
No no please don't do this
不不 求你别这样
Never again
再也不敢了