Everyday Normal Guy(Explicit) - Jon Lajoie

Everyday Normal Guy (Explicit) - Jon Lajoie
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I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个平平无奇的普通人
Nothing special 'bout me motherf**ker
没什么特别之处
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个平平无奇的普通人
When I go to the clubs I wait in line motherf**ker
去夜店时也得老实排队
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个平平无奇的普通人
I got six hundred dollars in the bank motherf**ker
银行里存着六百块钱
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个平平无奇的普通人
And my sexual performances are average
那方面表现也普普通通
I work at customer service for a phone company
我在电话公司做客服工作
I make twelve bucks an hour but that's all I need
时薪十二美元但已足够生活
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
住在宁静街道的小公寓
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
很少外出 最爱窝着看电视
I can't afford a car I use public transportation
买不起车就搭公交出行
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
正好看书度过通勤时光
Sometimes a newspaper sometimes a book
有时读报有时翻翻小说
The amount of money I save the s**t is off the hook
我攒下的钱少得可怜
And I'm not very good with the women
而且我不太擅长和女性相处
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
我是个相当害羞的人 长相也平平无奇
Last time I had sex was in 2003
上一次亲密接触还是在2003年
And I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
羞愧地承认那次并非无偿
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个平平无奇的普通人
I get nervous in social situations motherf**ker
社交场合总会紧张得要命
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个平平无奇的普通人
I get constipated once a month motherf**ker
每月总有那么几天不太顺畅
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个平平无奇的普通人
And I make pretty good spaghetti sauce motherf**ker
不过我做的意面酱确实挺棒
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个平平无奇的普通人
And I get scared when I go see the dentist
每次去看牙医都会紧张害怕
I'm the pauly shore of everyday life
就像生活中的保罗·肖尔
Easily forgettable and I'm not very liked
存在感很低也不太讨人喜欢
I have an according to Jim personality
我有着像情景剧里吉姆那样的性格
I'm as entertaining as a F**king STD
我的魅力就像染上性病般令人尴尬
If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
如果你想捉弄我 我想你完全可以
Because I am not confident and I'm weak for a man
因为我缺乏自信 作为男人太过软弱
I'll just roll up in a ball while
我只会蜷缩成一团
You kick me in the back
任你踢打我的后背
Yeah honestly I probably won't fight back
说实话我可能根本不会还手
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
能为我撑腰的朋友屈指可数
My friend steve would but he doesn't look very tough
史蒂夫算一个 但他看起来不太可靠
You want some of this b***h
你也想来掺和一脚吗
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
若你情场失意 就举起手来
If you're not well paid put yo' hands up
若你囊中羞涩 就举起手来
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
若你养了猫咪 就举起手来
And if you got a bad back put your hands up
若你腰酸背痛 就举起手来
I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge
两年前搬冰箱时 我不慎伤了后背
And ever since then it's just not the same
自那以后 身体就大不如前
Y'know it it gets pretty it gets pretty sore
你知道的 时不时就会隐隐作痛
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个平平无奇的普通人
My parents are really nice people motherf**ker
我的父母都是非常和善的好人
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个平平无奇的普通人
I'm somewhat afraid of heights motherf**ker
我有点恐高
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个平平无奇的普通人
I like the show Grey's Anatomy motherf**ker
我爱看《实习医生格蕾》这剧
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个平平无奇的普通人
And I'm pretty good at making paper planes
折纸飞机可是我的拿手好戏