(It’s) Hairspray (”Hairspray”) - James Marsden

(It's) Hairspray - James Marsden
And now broadcast live in front of
A live studio audience
For the first time from the certified
Up to code W Y D T studio
It's the Corney Collins Miss Hairspray spectacular
He's Corney
Brought to you by
Ultra clutch Hairspray
What gives a girl power and punch
Is it charm is it poise
No it's hairspray
What gets a gal asked out to lunch
Is it brains is it dough
No it's Hairspray
If you take a ride
With no can at your side
Then your flip will be gone
With the wind
But if you spray it and lock it
You can take off in a rocket
And in outer space
Each hair will be in place
Why take a chance
When you get up and dance
If you twist I insist
You use Hairspray
And tell your mother
Her head she should smother
With ultra clutch faithfully
So if you're a redhead a blond or brunette
Just take my advice and you might just get
You might just get
The only thing better than Hairspray
That's me
Forget the milkman
The only thing better than Hairspray
Hairspray wow that's me
What makes a man reach out and touch
Ultra clutch
So if you're a redhead a blond
Or brunette
Just take my advice and
You might just get you might just
The only thing better than Hairspray that's me
He's Corney Collins
The only thing better than Hairspray
Hairspray wow that's me
Hey baby you look like you
Could use a stiff one