If I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch

If I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch

Here we are dear old friend
亲爱的老朋友，我们来吧
You and I drunk again
我俩又喝得烂醉
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
一会儿笑，一会儿哭
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head
威士忌怕是都跑进了我的脑子里
But if I were gay
我要是基佬
I would give you my heart
会对你掏心掏肺
And if I were gay
我要是基佬
You'd be my work of art
就会精心对待你
And if I were gay
我要是基佬
We would swim in romance
我俩可以共沐爱河
But I'm not gay
但我不想搅基
So get your hand out of my pants
把你的魔爪从我的裤子里拿出来
It's not that I don't care
我并非毫不在意
I do
我在乎
I just don't see myself in you
只是在你身体里，我看不到自己
Another time
换个时间
Another scene
换个地方
I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean
我会紧贴在你身后，你懂我的意思
If I were gay
我要是基佬
I would give you my soul
我会真挚地爱你
And if I were gay
我要是基佬
I would give you my whole being
我会为你付出一切
And if I were gay
我要是基佬
We would tear down the walls
我们会打破藩篱
But I'm not gay
但我不想搅基
So won't you stop cupping my hand
你可不可以别再摸我的手啦
We've never hugged
我们从不拥抱
We've never kissed
从没接过吻
I've never been intimate with your fist
我也不想适应你的拳头
You have opened brand new doors
新世界的大门已为你打开
Get over here and drop your drawers
过来吧，把你的内裤脱下来