School Spirit Skit 1 - Ye (侃爷)

Now beat that
现在来点节奏
And your mothers sayin “go to college”
你妈妈告诉你 去上大学
So u finish college and its wonderful
所以你上完了大学 那太棒了
U feel so good
你感觉太好了
And after all the partying and crazing
在所有的派对和狂欢之后
And don't forget about that ** habit u
别忘了你也在学校和同龄人
Picked up at school bein around your peers
一起染上了**
Hey now you'll get that 25 thou job a year and
嘿 现在 你能找到一个一年赚2万5的工作
You'll spend all your money on crack coc*ine
你会把这些钱都花在买快克***上
But it'll be you're your money
但那花的也是你自己的钱了
No more borrowin money from mom for my high
再也不用为了嗨而去找妈妈借钱
So now you get ur degree tattooed
所以现在你把你的毕业文凭纹在了你的背上
On your back your so excited about it
你对此十分兴奋
If u continue to work at the GAP
如果你继续在盖璞上班的话
After several interviews Oh my god
在几轮的面试之后 我的上帝
You'll come in at an entry level
当你面试成功了
Position and when u do that
你会先以一个准入的等级被吸纳进公司
If u kiss enough a**
如果你去拍足了马屁
You'll move up to the next level
你就会得到升迁
Which is being a secretary's secretary
那就是去当秘书的秘书
And boy is that great you get to take messages for the secretary
而小子 那不错了你要去听从秘书的指挥
Who never went to college
她可从没上过大学
She's actually the bosses niece
实际上她是老板的侄女
So now your apart of the family
所以现在你和他们成为一家子了
You know what college does for you
你知道大学都对你做了什么吗
It makes you really smart man
它让你成为了个真正的聪明人
All you kids want to talk in the back
所有你教的孩子都想在在课后跟你谈谈
Of the class not me I listened ok
但我不会 我听过了就行了
I was a hall monitor This was meant to be
那似乎意味着我是走廊的监视器
You know how many classes I took
你知道我修了多少门课
Extra classes extra classes
选课还有选课
No I've never had sex but you know what
不 我从没做过爱
My degree keeps me satisfied
但是你知道我的文凭就能让我满足了
When a lady walks to me says
当一位女士走过来问我
“hey u know what's sexy ”
嘿 你知道性感是什么吗
I say “no I don't know what it is
我说 不 我不知道那是什么
But I bet I can add up all the change
但是我打赌我真能很快地
In your purse really fast”
把你钱包里的找零加起来算个整数