G.P.N. - Redman

Alota:
This is G P N the Ghetto Pyshic Network I'm your host alota Vagina
Lady:
Who
Alota:
Alota v****a Ho
Now our Pyshic's have traveled tha world demonstrating there amazing pyshic powers
Tonight were in tha world famous Brick City
Knocking on motherf**king doors showing what our experts have done for niggas lives
Aight ya'll right now were in Brandon Court
And ummm were creeping up on one of our satisfied viewers
Lets see what she's got to say
(knocks on door)
(door squeaks open)
Alota:Girl it's the Ghetto Pyshic Network
Girl:(Screams)Alota v****a
Alota:Hey girl tell us what your personal pyshic has revealed to ya
Girl:Well girl let me tell you what my G P N pyshic had done
For me he told me that I was gon' be trippin on TWO niggas
And suckin TWO dicks at the same time and here they are Pop
And Trev say hi mutherf**kers
Pop and Trev:
Oh sh*t what up
Yeah what up
(laughs)
Alota: See whew look what the Pyshic Network has done for this b***h live
Now lets go knock on the door of our next satisfied customer
(Knocks on door)
Alota v****a from the Ghetto Pyshic Network open tha door
Man:
Alota v****a that b***h from
Alota:
That's right it's me now open tha door were here to get your testimonial
(Door opens)
Man:
Hey is this sh*t on Tv
Alota:
Tell us how the Ghetto Pyshic Network has worked for you
Man:
Well my Pysic Network told me I was going to
Have some time off from my job (croud: oohhhh)
But then I seen my girlfriend in McDonald's with this other mutherf**ker
So I had to smoke both of they asses
So you see I am going to have time off
Alota:
Now need I say more our Ghetto hotline is open for all calls
Call 1-800-haul a** I said 1-800-haul a**
Call now and get the first 15 minutes for free mutherf**kers
Redman:
This message was sponsered and brought to you by mutherf**kers
Who smoke a lot of w**d and will smack the sh*t out of you incorporated