Cosmik Debris(Live) - Frank Zappa

Cosmik Debris (Live) - Frank Zappa
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The Mystery Man came over
神秘人翩然而至
An' he said: "I'm outa-site "
他低语："我超然物外"
He said for a nominal service charge
他说只需象征性服务费
I could reach nervonna t'nite
今夜就能抵达极乐彼岸
If I was ready willing 'n able
若我甘愿献上
To pay him his regular fee
他惯常收取的资费
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
便会搁置手头要务
And devote His Attention to me
专注施恩于我身
But I said
但我说道
Look here brother
听着老兄
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris
你拿那些宇宙碎片在糊弄谁
(Now who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris )
(你拿那些宇宙碎片到底在糊弄谁)
Look here brother
听着老兄
Don't you waste your time on me
别在我身上浪费时间
The Mystery Man got nervous
神秘人开始紧张
An' he fidget around a bit
坐立不安地来回踱步
He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe
他伸手探入神秘长袍的口袋
An' he whipped out a shaving kit
掏出一套剃须用具
Now I thought it was a razor
我原以为是剃刀
An' a can of foamin' goo
和罐装泡沫膏
But he told me right then when the top popped open
但他随即揭开盒盖向我展示
There was nothin' his box won't do
声称这盒子无所不能
With the oil of Afro-dytee
装着阿芙罗狄忒的香膏
An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
掺着大巫师的神奇粉末
He said:
他说：
"You might not believe this little fella but it'll cure your Asthma too "
“小家伙你可能不信 但这玩意儿连哮喘都能治”
An' I said
我回道：
Look here brother
听着老兄
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris
你拿那些宇宙碎片在糊弄谁
(Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway )
（你到底是哪路神仙啊）
Look here brother
听着老兄
Don't you waste your time on me
别在我身上浪费时间
Don't waste yer time
别白费功夫了
I've got troubles of my own I said
我说 我自己麻烦够多了
An' you can't help me out
你帮不上什么忙
So take your meditations an' your preparations
收起你那套冥想和准备
An' ram it up yer snout
哪儿凉快哪儿呆着去
"BUT I GOT A KRISTL BOL " he said
"但我有个万能水晶球"他说道
An' held it to the light
还举起来对着光炫耀
So I snatched it
于是我一把夺过
All away from him
从他手中尽数掠走
An' I showed him how to do it right
还教他何为正确之道
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
用报纸裹住头颅
So I'd look like I was Deep
佯装深不可测的模样
I said some Mumbo Jumbos then
念着晦涩咒语
An' told him he was goin' to sleep
宣告他将沉入梦乡
I robbed his rings
我夺走了他的戒指
An' pocket watch
还有那只怀表
An' everything else I found
以及我搜刮的所有东西
I had that sucker hypnotized
我让那蠢货陷入催眠
He couldn't even make a sound
他连哼都哼不出声
I proceeded to tell him his future then
趁他神志不清时
As long as he was hanging around
我给他编造未来命运
I said
我说
"The price of meat has just gone up
"肉价刚刚暴涨"
An' yer ol' lady has just gone down "
你的老相好刚刚倒下
Look here brother
听着老兄
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris
你拿那些宇宙碎片在糊弄谁
(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho )
(那到底是真斗篷还是西尔斯牌假货)
Don't you know
难道你不知道
You could make more money as a butcher
当个屠夫赚得更多
So don't you waste your time on me
别在我身上浪费时间
(Don't waste it don't waste your time on me )
(别浪费 别在我身上费工夫)
Ohm shonty ohm shonty ohm shonty-ohm
嗡 尚提 嗡 尚提 嗡 尚提嗡
SSHONTAY
尚提