Online - Brad Paisley

Online

I work down at the pizza pit
我在比萨店里上班
And I drive and old Hundai
我开着破旧老现代
I still live with my mom and dad
我仍然和爸爸妈妈住在一起
I 5'3 and overweightI'm a Sci-fi fantatic
我53岁 是个体重超标的科幻迷
Mild athsmatic
温和地喘着气
Never been to 2nd base
从没有当过二垒
But there's a whole nother me
但这是一个完全不同的我
That you need to see
你们需要看一看
Go check out MySpaceCause online I'm down in Hollywood
上网去看看我住在好莱坞
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
我65岁 看起来很不错
I drive a Mazarati
我开着玛莎拉蒂
I'm a black belt in Karate
我还是空手道黑带
And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious
我喜欢喝一杯红酒 女孩们觉得我很神秘
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
我告诉她们我不想认认真真
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
因为即使在缓慢的一天我也有三条道路要走
Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
同时与两个女人网上聊天 我就这么酷酷地在线
So much cooler onlineI get home' I kiss my mom
这么酷酷地在线 我回家亲吻了妈妈
And she fixes me a snack
她给我做了小吃
I head down to my basement bedroom
我回到我地下室的卧室里
And fire up the macIn real life' the only time I
开启了我的真实生活 我唯一一次
Ever even been to LA
到过洛杉矶
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
当我得到机会与军乐队跳舞
To play tuba in the Rose Parade Online I live in Malibu
在玫瑰游行中演奏大号 在网上我住在Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline' I've been in GQ
我给Calvin Kline摆好姿势 我曾经在GQ杂志上
I'm single and I'm rich
我是单身王老五
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mindIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious
我可以让你们感到兴奋 让女孩觉得我很神秘
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
我告诉她们我不想认认真真
Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
因为即使在缓慢的一天我也有三条道路要走
Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
同时与两个女人网上聊天 我就这么酷酷地在线
Yeah I'm cooler onlineWhen you got my kinda stacks' it's hard to get a date
是的 我在网上比较酷 当你拿到我的行程却很难预约日期
Let alone a real girlfriend
更何况一个真实的女朋友呢
But I grow another foot
但我长出了另一只脚
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in
每次我登陆时体重也会减少
Online I'm out in Hollywood
网络上显示我不在好莱坞了
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
我65岁 我感觉很好
Even on a slow day' I can have a three way
因为即使在缓慢的一天我也有三条道路要走
Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
同时与两个女人网上聊天 我就这么酷酷地在线
Yeah I'm cooler online
是的 我在网上比较酷
I'm so much cooler online
我在网上比较酷
Yeah I'm cooler online
是的 我在网上比较酷