Cock Pushups(Explicit) - Tenacious D

Do you think that um do you think that when the album when this is out
你觉得等这张专辑发行后
Yeah

Do you think it will make us um more attractive to the ladies
会不会让我们对女生更有吸引力
Pshh yeah in fact I been getting ready
切 当然 其实我早就在准备了
Yeah

Yeah I been doin' cock push ups
我一直在做"特殊俯卧撑"
Cock push ups
"特殊俯卧撑"
Yeah

What are those
这是什么操作
It's where you f**kin' lay down flat on the ground
就是整个人平躺在地上
Yeah

And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground
然后靠那活儿把自己撑离地面
No that's that'd be impossible your cock can support your whole weight
不可能 那玩意儿撑不起全身重量
Well not at first
刚开始是不行
Yeah

But over time
但练久了就...
Hmm how how many push ups can you do
嗯 你能做多少个俯卧撑呢
Cock push ups
"特殊俯卧撑"
Yeah

I guess you could only do one really
我猜你最多只能做一个吧
Yeah well one is all ya need
是啊 一个就够用了